SPOOON!!!!!

[Merchant Monkey]

Holy crap, I just got this in my email!


Here are the items that are now on their way to the address above:

Item Qty Price
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Star Trek Limited Edition Titanium Spork 1 $0.00
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Dude you are awesome! I dont even know what to say thats so cool!

My pleasure. Enjoy it.

 

[Sector 7]

Why? Because we know how important it is for you to hold a replica of Spock's Spork at the premier of the new movie!

Where's Dennis when I need a really dirty, yet witty, comeback! ----> I think you mis-spelled it.... it is FORKED, not sporked (from what fanon says anyway!).

 

[Classic Fan]

I love the Spork, i think its great as i said, but the red shirt is a work of art.

Seriously, do you guys deliver over seas to the UK?

gotta get myself one.

 

[UndeadRedshirt]

I just received spork number 552 of 1701 yesterday. It is a pretty cool utensil!

I am curious if anyone (Merchant Monkey?) can tell me how durable the printing on it will be? I am assuming I should hand wash it to really preserve it, but I'm excited to use it in as many meals as possible, and I'd hate for a few scrubbings down the road for the print to be faded or chipped off.

 

[cooleddie74]

I'm just glad there isn't any promotional toilet paper or feminine hygiene products.

 

[Classic Fan]

I'm just glad there isn't any promotional toilet paper or feminine hygiene products.

Do you reckon the toilet paper has a lense flare printed on it?

 

[cooleddie74]

I'm just glad there isn't any promotional toilet paper or feminine hygiene products.

Do you reckon the toilet paper has a lense flare printed on it?

I hope that's a lens flare.

 

[Merchant Monkey]

I just received spork number 552 of 1701 yesterday. It is a pretty cool utensil!

I am curious if anyone (Merchant Monkey?) can tell me how durable the printing on it will be? I am assuming I should hand wash it to really preserve it, but I'm excited to use it in as many meals as possible, and I'd hate for a few scrubbings down the road for the print to be faded or chipped off.

It's not actually printed - it's laser engraved. All that means is: it can't rub off. It's burned right into the titanium. So, you should be able to enjoy it (without delicate care) for many many sequels.

 

[Classic Fan]

I'm just glad there isn't any promotional toilet paper or feminine hygiene products.

Do you reckon the toilet paper has a lense flare printed on it?

I hope that's a lens flare.

This all reminds me of Spaceballs. Merchandise all over Spaceball One, with exactly what it is printed on the item.

 

[cooleddie74]

Do you reckon the toilet paper has a lense flare printed on it?

I hope that's a lens flare.

This all reminds me of Spaceballs. Merchandise all over Spaceball One, with exactly what it is printed on the item.

STAR TREK DA BREAKFAST CEREAL!

STAR TREK DA TAMPONS!

STAR TREK DA FLAMETHROWER!!!!!!!!

Da human-Vulcan hybrid kids love this one.

 

[Classic Fan]

I hope that's a lens flare.

This all reminds me of Spaceballs. Merchandise all over Spaceball One, with exactly what it is printed on the item.

STAR TREK DA BREAKFAST CEREAL!

STAR TREK DA TAMPONS!

STAR TREK DA FLAMETHROWER!!!!!!!!

Da human-Vulcan hybrid kids love this one.

"An' last but not least, Star Trek Da Doll, SPOCK." *Pulls cord*
[sqeaky voice]"May you live long, and prosper"[/squeaky voice]
"Cute, aint it?"