Facts About Captain Robau

[stonester1]

Actually, he has a larynx. It's just he's so badass, rarely needs to use it. And he has to be very careful. It's like Black Bolt of the Inhumans, just cooler.

His penis on the other hand, he uses that all the time.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau shops at the Salvation Army.

 

[stonester1]

He also commands the Salvation Army. Or any other damn Army he wants. US Army, KISS Army, whatever.

 

[Plecostomus]

Just like he commands us... The Sacred Army Of Captain Robau/Boner-Brigade And Marching Band.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau IS the KISS Army.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

"A Raincoat Pub: outside the government, beyond the police; tracking down sombreroes on Earth, and arming the human race against the future. The Twenty-First Century is when it all changes. And you’ve gotta be ready.”

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau laughs in the face of the Death Star.

 

[stonester1]

Robau created the Death Star plans, originally designed to be put together with Energizer batteries and Lincoln Logs.

He was bored one weekend.

 

[Samurai8472]

The Illuminati covered up Robau's existence because it's so badass

Robau points and laughs at Archeologists

 

[Hartzilla2007]

This right here sums up who badass Captain Robau is.

http://trekbbs.com/showpost.php?p=2847574&postcount=33

 

[Plecostomus]

The fact that YOU let this thread slip to page two has angered Robau beyond measure.

Nice knowing you Hartzilla!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

The fact that YOU let this thread slip to page two has angered Robau beyond measure.

Nice knowing you Hartzilla!

Nah he's to busy being angered beyond measure by the unbelievers who mock his thread to worry about old insignificant me.

Also Captain Robau finds this whining about April not being in this movie annoying. I pity the posters soon to be destroyed.

 

[Captain MAJ]

Captain Robau Masturbates to his own badassness.

 

[Squiggy]

Captain Robau's badassness was recently profiled on Mythbusters. Status: Confirmed. He then beat Jamie to death with his own mustache.

 

[cooleddie74]

Jamie's moustache was once Robau's head hair. It is now wanted and hunted down for treason.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Jamie's moustache was once Robau's head hair. It is now wanted and hunted down for treason.

And Robau WILL! FIND! IT!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Jamie's moustache was once Robau's head hair. It is now wanted and hunted down for treason.

And Robau WILL! FIND! IT!!!

STAY UNSHAVED!!!!

WHATEVER OCCURS, ROBAU WILL FIND YOU!!!!!!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Jamie's moustache was once Robau's head hair. It is now wanted and hunted down for treason.

And Robau WILL! FIND! IT!!!

STAY UNSHAVED!!!!

WHATEVER OCCURS, ROBAU WILL FIND YOU!!!!!!

And HE! WILL! KICK! YOUR ASS!!!!!

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau had declared Atomic Pink tuxedos to be fashionable.

 

[Squiggy]

Captain Robau is the reason Trek didn't open in December.

That oughta shut you up.