Admiral Kirk LOVES NuEnterpise (Uncensored Video)

[CaptainHawk1]

A companion thread to this one:

http://trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=89199

I had an old Admiral Kirk doll sitting on the desk next to me when I made the first video so I tried my hand at directing porn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiOfHxNXkPg

What do you think?

 

[Dac]

I think you just raped my childhood.

 

[number6]

That's Brilliant, Shawn. I can't help but wonder how many fans have always wanted to do that to the ship!!

 

[Sector 7]

I can now officially say that Star Trek, namely Kirk, raped my childhood... not Abrams.

 

[yakueb]

You're different, son.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Kirk must have been wanting to do that for years.

 

[CaptainHawk1]

I think you just raped my childhood.

I can now officially say that Star Trek, namely Kirk, raped my childhood... not Abrams.

Dac has it right... blame me for raping your childhood. Kirk just raped the Enterprise and it was complete crime of opportunity as I just happened to be sitting at a desk with a stuffed Kirk doll..

Dac, just curious: What's the story behind that avatar? I love it!

That's Brilliant, Shawn. I can't help but wonder how many fans have always wanted to do that to the ship!!

You've inspired my next poll, Joel, thank you.

You're different, son.

Indeed, and my wife is thrilled that I used her desk as the set for my first skin flick involving dolls and toys.

 

[Dac]

The newest ep of CSI was basically a Star Trek piss take written by Ex Trek and BSG writers and directed by an Ex BSG Director. The show was about "Astro Quest" (A Galaxy Quest esque Star Trek Rip off) getting a NuBSG makeover. After the douchebag producer showed the much darker Astro Quest "Redux" to the crowd, there was stunned silence until Ronald D Moore popped his head up and screamed "YOU SUCK!" :P

It was a very good episode, had cameos by Rekha Sharma (Tori) and Grace Park (Boomer/Athena/8) and Kate Vernon had a guest spot on the show.

 

[Classic Fan]

The newest ep of CSI was basically a Star Trek piss take written by Ex Trek and BSG writers and directed by an Ex BSG Director. The show was about "Astro Quest" (A Galaxy Quest esque Star Trek Rip off) getting a NuBSG makeover. After the douchebag producer showed the much darker Astro Quest "Redux" to the crowd, there was stunned silence until Ronald D Moore popped his head up and screamed "YOU SUCK!" :P

It was a very good episode, had cameos by Rekha Sharma (Tori) and Grace Park (Boomer/Athena/8) and Kate Vernon had a guest spot on the show.

LOL.

Im watching the episode later today, it looks brilliant.

The Av is graet by the way.

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

I think your impersonation of Kirk was a pretty good impersonation of a caricature-like impersonation of someone whose impersonation of Kirk is almost, but not completely, unlike Kirk.

 

[CaptainHawk1]

I think your impersonation of Kirk was a pretty good impersonation of a caricature-like impersonation of someone whose impersonation of Kirk is almost, but not completely, unlike Kirk.

Thank You!

 

[Bill Morris]

Why is a doll with a toupee so hot to hump a hair dryer?

 

[ManOnTheWave]

That's Brilliant, Shawn. I can't help but wonder how many fans have always wanted to do that to the ship!!

That reminds me of an old article I read about interpreting dreams. Seems there was this stewardess who dreamed about a miniature jetliner that would ... oh, nevermind.

 

[CaptainHawk1]

That's Brilliant, Shawn. I can't help but wonder how many fans have always wanted to do that to the ship!!

That reminds me of an old article I read about interpreting dreams. Seems there was this stewardess who dreamed about a miniature jetliner that would ... oh, nevermind.

My wife reminded me that I made that video just a few hours after this show on one of the stupid cable networks was doing on a piece about a guy who was sexually attracted to cars.