Situations where you could quote deep space nine

[Nerys Ghemor]

10. On payday and your getting your wage from the founders of the company

"May you receive this reward from the founders may it keep you strong".

If that ever happened in real life i'd instantly die in a burst of laughter and go to Trek heaven!

Any boss that cool would be worth every crap i'd take from the job!

Oh, man...I'm just picturing saying that to the other Trek fan at my store when we hand out the paychecks...

But I'm not sure I'm ready to appear THAT geeky in front of others.

 

[FPAlpha]

10. On payday and your getting your wage from the founders of the company

"May you receive this reward from the founders may it keep you strong".

If that ever happened in real life i'd instantly die in a burst of laughter and go to Trek heaven!

Any boss that cool would be worth every crap i'd take from the job!

Oh, man...I'm just picturing saying that to the other Trek fan at my store when we hand out the paychecks...

But I'm not sure I'm ready to appear THAT geeky in front of others.

Just do it.. please.. for the love of all that is Trek!

 

[Marie1]

You'd just have to be careful to never question any of the staff's loyalty... LOL!

And another quote from Past Tense part 2 I'd love to try:
" You get on my nerves, and I DON'T LIKE YOUR HAT!!"

I love the way he said that...

 

[RapidNadion]

I rather enjoy quoting Kira-as-Prophet from (episode where Quark visits the Prophets) when I'm in a conversation I'd like to escape:

"Linguistic communication is tiresome."

--

And also Dax, reacting to Worf's refusal to let her borrow money in a scene in a runabout:

"Fine. I'll get it from (x). He likes me."

(Useful when trying to incite jealousy.)

--

And, of course, Sisko's (already-mentioned) famous "It's easy to be a Saint in Paradise," very often comes up in politically-themed conversations these days.

 

[GeneHunt]

When you have just drawn something and you want to show your dad:

"Daddy come and see what I drew"

 

[Zulu Romeo]

And of course, when nothing seems to go right...

"Oh BOLLOCKS!"



(Chief O'Brien FTW )

 

[GeneHunt]

When you see a grown man playing with toys:

"Now they are playing with toys"

When describing a big kid.

"He is an overgrown child!"

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

I'd lost this thread by that point--but I got to use Garak's "cutting remarks" line. It was SO great...everyone at the table thought it was SO original!

 

[GeneHunt]

I'd lost this thread by that point--but I got to use Garak's "cutting remarks" line. It was SO great...everyone at the table thought it was SO original!

Sorry dont know what you mean by "cutting remarks".

Explain.

 

[MyCylon]

Two quotes that can come in very handy:

"Death to the opposition!" (any competitive situation where you need to inspire your team will work)

"This is no computer - this is my arch enemy!" (just start up your computer, and you'll know when to use it)

 

[DGCatAniSiri]

I'd lost this thread by that point--but I got to use Garak's "cutting remarks" line. It was SO great...everyone at the table thought it was SO original!

Sorry dont know what you mean by "cutting remarks".

Explain.

I'm guessing Nerys Ghemor is referring to Garak's line in 'Way of the Warrior' - Bashir says that the Klingons broke several ribs and such, and Garak replies 'I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.'

 

[GeneHunt]

I'd lost this thread by that point--but I got to use Garak's "cutting remarks" line. It was SO great...everyone at the table thought it was SO original!

Sorry dont know what you mean by "cutting remarks".

Explain.

I'm guessing Nerys Ghemor is referring to Garak's line in 'Way of the Warrior' - Bashir says that the Klingons broke several ribs and such, and Garak replies 'I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.'

Ah yes, sorry was having a slow day lol.

 

[GeneHunt]

When talking about Emo Teenagers:

They just stand there like statues....staring at you.

 

[Bones2]

When you're in France with a very old German ex-soldier who's about to tell a story about his time there towards the end of the second world war: "I'm sure you have many interesting anecdotes about the occupation, but I don't want to hear them."

 

[GeneHunt]

When you and your friend are talking to an exceptionally stupid woman.

"ha ha ha ha ha, she's so dumb!!"

 

[Bill Morris]

The culprit always returns to the scene of the crime.

"Welcome back. You're under arrest." --Odo, The Collaborator

 

[MarauderMo]

Next time you get into a bar fight...
"I find this hand-to-hand combat really quite distasteful"

If you win the fight, look at his girlfriend and say...
"I know this is small comfort, but I never intended you any harm."

and if she calls you an @$$hole, turn to your buddies and say...
"All that intelligence and she still doesn't know what a human looks like!"

 

[Marie1]

When talking about Emo Teenagers:

They just stand there like statues....staring at you.

LOL!! Quark is great! So he decides to try and take out the Dominion...

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

If you ever meet Chastity Bono


"It's a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake"

 

[BrotherBenny]

I was talking to a colleague a while back, and he said that the person he was dealing with on the phone was a complete moron. So I couldn't resist and said:

"Someone once told me that the only people who can really handle morons, are morons. Get me the manager."