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Why God!! Why do you hate my pennis so much!!

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Jayson

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I have a date this friday. We have been chatting and getting along but when she found out I don't beleive in religion she said she wasn't sure if she could be with a non-beleive. First there was the Christian girl who would show me her boobs over the webcam but then this! Why God do you keep blocking my cock from having any fun that isn't self-created from my own hands? Please stop!! If you allow me to get laid I promise you I will try and save the soul of Rush Limbaugh. I know it's proably to late but if I email his website and tell him to stop being evil it could work.


Jason
 
Jayson said:
I have a date this friday. We have been chatting and getting along but when she found out I don't beleive in religion she said she wasn't sure if she could be with a non-beleive. First there was the Christian girl who would show me her boobs over the webcam but then this! Why God do you keep blocking my cock from having any fun that isn't self-created from my own hands? Please stop!! If you allow me to get laid I promise you I will try and save the soul of Rush Limbaugh. I know it's proably to late but if I email his website and tell him to stop being evil it could work.


Jason
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You should have lied.
 
That's one picky tranny-monkey-cheerleader if she won't date you if you're not Methodist.
 
You still have time to learn all you need to know about the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
 
Jayson said:
I have a date this friday. We have been chatting and getting along but when she found out I don't beleive in religion she said she wasn't sure if she could be with a non-beleive. First there was the Christian girl who would show me her boobs over the webcam but then this! Why God do you keep blocking my cock from having any fun that isn't self-created from my own hands? Please stop!! If you allow me to get laid I promise you I will try and save the soul of Rush Limbaugh. I know it's proably to late but if I email his website and tell him to stop being evil it could work.


Jason
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Oh for goodness sake man, go out for a night on the town, get pissed and get laid if you're that bothered.
 
stop chasing after religious girls. work the topic in a casual way into the first date if there seems to be any danger of religiosity. if there is, run!
 
Especially when Jayson wipes the blood on baby Jesus' teddy bear. :(

As an aside, I just heard someone on Sesame Street ask: "Why does that beaver need so much wood?"

:lol:

Good times.
 
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In all seriousness: STAY AWAY FROM RELIGIOUS CHICKS IF YOU'RE NOT RELIGIOUS! I speak from Hell. I mean experience.
 
Ethros said:
Servo said:
Zion Ravescene said:
Nothing wrong with Pennis... :bolian:
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Sorry, but #1 should have been the Steve Martin one; "Hey Steve, how come you're not funny anymore?" :lol:
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Go to 6:20 in This video, class

Some great ones in that, esp Jim Carrey, Mike Myers and Sigourney Weaver. I love when he asks Drew Barrymore "are you related to Michael Barrymore? Because he likes to go on a few benders"
:guffaw:
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The Drew Barrymore/Courtney Love one was funny. "What a slapper!" :lol:
 
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