And how often do you watch Sesame Street?Especially when Jayson wipes the blood on baby Jesus' teddy bear.
As an aside, I just heard someone on Sesame Street ask: "What does that beaver need so much wood?"
Good times.
Why God!! Why do you hate my pennis so much!!
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Given that I currently live with my sister and her one-year-old daughter, its usually on in the background several times a day.And how often do you watch Sesame Street?Especially when Jayson wipes the blood on baby Jesus' teddy bear.
As an aside, I just heard someone on Sesame Street ask: "Why does that beaver need so much wood?"
Good times.
Next time you're chatting, tell her exactly these words:
"I have a ten inch Anti-Idiot suppository ready for you right here, dipshit."
Joe, doctor
This isn't the tranny. I still talk to him/her but I have lost intrest in having sex. He is into gross things like poop and peeing in his/her panties. I mean he/she is nice enough and I feel like I should go over and watch him/her piss in her pants just to be nice and maybe let him/her give me a blowjob but I'm just not into it. Then there is the fact that he/she keeps telling me about putting in his/her buttplug. That's TMI for me.
Jason
Ohhh, okay. Personally, I stick to the Sesame Street Old School DVD. Maria was hot.Given that I currently live with my sister and her one-year-old daughter, its usually on in the background several times a day.And how often do you watch Sesame Street?Especially when Jayson wipes the blood on baby Jesus' teddy bear.
As an aside, I just heard someone on Sesame Street ask: "Why does that beaver need so much wood?"
Good times.
If God hated your Pennis then God would smite it. God would smite it down hard with God's Holy Pennis Smiter (TM). The thunderous sound alone would scare the bejeebus out of your neighbours for miles around.
God therefore does not hate your pennis. God hates Christian women and puts little ideas in their heads that prevents them from enjoying the absolute pleasure of your pennis.
God therefore does not hate your pennis. God hates Christian women and puts little ideas in their heads that prevents them from enjoying the absolute pleasure of your pennis.
On the contrary. I don't think you know what TMI means.
Solution is simple, really. Tell her that you are having doubts about your faith (or lack thereof), that talking with her touched something inside you, and maybe, just maybe, she could be the one that could save your soul. She would lose her panties faster than a stripper in front of a one hundred dollars bill.
That's the very least of his problems.
Ohhh, okay. Personally, I stick to the Sesame Street Old School DVD. Maria was hot.Given that I currently live with my sister and her one-year-old daughter, its usually on in the background several times a day.And how often do you watch Sesame Street?
Maria still is.
Mr. Hooper was The Man. Personally I crushed on Bob. That cute boyish grin won me hands down. Jason, maybe you will have some luck at the Star Trek movie release in May.... at least you will meet women with the same interests as you.
And please don't feel like you have to be "nice" to him/her by going to his/her place to watch him/her defecate in his/her panties/underwear. I mean, to each his/her own, but it is "nicer" to respect yourself and do what interests you. If you aren't into it, don't feel bad about not doing it.
TheLonelySquire
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that I don't think it's going to work out with this girl, Jayson.
Go back and talk to her again, this time wearing a white robe and a huge white beard. I'd give it ten seconds till she was kneeling at your altar, if you know what I mean!
lol
"Oh my!"
Bah, you've seen some of the posts i've made in the past. 
Bah, you've seen some of the posts i've made in the past.
Seen, I've been in some of them!
Every time it rains, it rains ...
Pennis from Heaven ...
--Ted
Pennis from Heaven ...
--Ted
