DS9 Caption That # "The Abandoned and The Captioned"

[Judas Ascendant]

The pics for the new round.

Extra Credit

 

[Gary7]

Sisko: "Oh they were large, Dax. Huge. Like THIS BIG. I'd never been with a woman so well endowed!"

Nerys: "Oh it's....... lovely, my quite..... lovely, yes. Thank you." (A shrub? He brings me a SHRUB instead of flowers? Eh, someone's not getting any tonight.)

Odo: "What? My lips are missing? You're kidding!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sisko: "Yes, any foot-long!"

Kira (thinking): Great, a bucket full of weeds. I guess his people weren't gardeners.

Odo: "Why so serious?"

Anders: "No, seriously; says so in my living will. If I'm ever a vegetable, you gotta throw me into the sun."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sisko: "... and I said to her, 'trust me, I'm a qualified gynaecologist."

Kira: "Why Odo, this is... um, charming."
Odo: "It's Tarkassian space weed, you're supposed to smoke it. Get's you high as a kite."

Odo: "Call the Doctor will ya, the wind changed and I'm now stuck with this inane grin."

 

[Triskelion]

Sisko: I'm telling you, Michael Jackson looks more like me!
Dax: You're blind! Me!

Odo: Sorry I can't make it tonight. Here's something else for you to play with and pretend it's part of my freakshow.

 

[Navaros]

Odo: True, I didn't try very hard. But have you looked in the mirror lately? Do you realize how obscenely hideous your haircut is? Maybe if you put some effort in, I would too.

 

[Mistral]

Kira: "I've always wanted a, a-"

Odo: "A bush."

Kira: "Yes, a bush-hey, wait a second!"

 

[Mistral]

"So then I grabbed her head like this-"

"That's quite enough, Benjamin. I get the picture."

 

[Alrik]

Sisko: "C'mon. Just one quick feel."

Dax: "Benjamin, NO. What would Curzon think?"

Sisko: "Who cares? Curzon didn't have a rack like that. Besides, I haven't had any 'tittie time' since before Wolf 359."

"Then he said, wipe that smile off of your face. So...how'd I do?"

 

[Tomalak]

Odo always admired Kira's massive bush.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Dax: "Picard's performing a mime show for the talent show, and Janeway's playing her accordion! You'll win for sure, Ben! You can't possibly do anything more annoying!"
{Sisko begins miming an accordion.}
Dax: "Oh, God! NO!!!"

Kira: "Odo, I got this for you."
Odo: "Why would I want a weed in my quarters?"
Kira: "Bashir suggested it. He said the best part of being a bachelor was that he could grow his weed in his quarters."
Odo: "Humans are a strange people."

Odo: "I'm not only the president of the Bajoran Botox Clinic-- I'm also a client!"

Tigh: "Quit eyein' my lunch, Anders!"

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Odo: "Why so serious?"

 

[S'kai]

Odo: "One more comment about my ears, and I swear to God I'll slap you into next Tuesday."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Odo: "Look at this face, does this look like a face that would lie?"
Cardie: "It doesn't look like a face that can articulate!"

 

[Kirby]

Sisko: "I'll be with you in a minute Dax, let me finish strangling this invisible Ferengi."

Kira: "Oh, it's your cousin Steve? Well it's very nice to meet you."

 

[Shatmandu]

Odo: "You'll have to show me what a whale's foreskin looks like before I agree that my face looks like one."

 

[Judas Ascendant]

This round's winners

Odo: "Call the Doctor will ya, the wind changed and I'm now stuck with this inane grin."

Odo: "Why so serious?"

"Then he said, wipe that smile off of your face. So...how'd I do?"

The prize

On November 13, Miles O’Brien was asked to remove himself from his place of residence.
That request came from his wife.
Deep down he knew she was right.
But he also knew that someday he would return to her.
With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his holosuite adventuring friend, Julian Bashir.
Some time earlier, a Dabo girl had thrown him out of Quark’s, requesting that he never return.

"Can two divorced men share quarters without driving each other crazy?"

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