Movie Caption Contest #86: Who's The More Foolish?

[Santa Kang]

Han regreted yelling "Not in the face!" during the fight

 

[BriGuy]

Jar-jar: Who am I? Oh, it doesn't matter. I'm just making a five second appearance so they can make an action figure of me. There's another 20 waiting to walk by.

 

[Rat Boy]

Obi-Wan (thinking): Clumsy? Like I couldn't figure that out myself.

 

[SantaEddie74]

"I'M HAN SOLO OF CORELLIA...AND JUST LIKE ZACHARY QUINTO'S SPOCK I'M CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!!!!!!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

QUI-GON:"See, Obi-Wan?

THIS is why Master Yoda and I have been telling you since you were a small child that SOME nature and exotic species preservation efforts are just a MASSIVE waste of time and resources."

 

[Shatmandu]

<After ten minutes of silence ...>
Vader: "Do all Twilek women have them big titties?"

 

[Rat Boy]

"I'M HAN SOLO OF CORELLIA...AND JUST LIKE ZACHARY QUINTO'S SPOCK I'M CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!!!!!!"

Solo: "THE WOOKIES!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

VADER:"That indicator light over there blinks every 21 seconds.

Never noticed that before. It's consistent. Never varies."


EMPEROR:"Genitals or not...I have to get you laid, Lord Vader."

 

[SantaEddie74]

Urinating into an Imperial force field.

The fate of SO many scoundrels and nerf-herders both famous and obscure.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Obi-Wan: It looks like we found dinner. We won't be having to use the protein packs after all, Master.

 

[Rat Boy]

Yoda: "Lactose intolerant, am I!"

 

[Santa Kang]

YODA: JESUS CHRIST!!!!! What the hell happened to my hand!!!!!

 

[SantaEddie74]

"HOLLA to all the bog serpents and swamp insects!

Drink a forty with me, will you?"

 

[SantaEddie74]

OBI-WAN:"Great.

Another bloody idiot who thinks the buttonless vest is still in fashion."

 

[SantaEddie74]

ANAKIN:"Neat.

Someone left an old Mercury head dime on this railing."

 

[SeerSGB]

Padme: So then, me and the handmaidens stripped down to nothing and began to rub lotion on each other. the...god I can't believe I'm telling you this...we got a little...you know...a little...

Anakin: huh, what? Sorry, I was thinking about the caption contest on TrekBBS.

 

[NCC-1701-B]

This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[Rat Boy]

Bib Fortuna: "Is that Uhura? Drinking a Budweiser?"

Jabba the Hutt (in Huttese): <<Bring my Abrams and the writers! They will suffer for this outrage!>>

 

[Santa Kang]

ANAKIN:Looks like your neighbors finally had their baby.

 

[Rat Boy]

Yoda: "Just had this hip replaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaced!"