Movie Caption Contest #86: Who's The More Foolish?

[Shatmandu]

Yoda: "A fart, that was not."

 

[Shatmandu]

Padme: "You're a violence-prone whiner with mommy issues. Sign me up."

 

[Rat Boy]

Anakin (thinking): Dammit, I just need one line! One line to get my foot in the door!

Padme: "I like the water."

Anakin: "Bingo, er, I mean, you will take your dress off."

Padme: "I will take my dress off."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Padme: "You're a violence-prone whiner with mommy issues. Sign me up."

Winner!

That reminds me of confussedmatthew's review of the entire prequel series! Padme must be the most insecure women in all the SW universe to be with a temperamental, mass murdering whiner.

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=6ACD497626B01244

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Anakin: You know, I've never been with a woman before.
Padme: You're a virgin? How sweet.
Anakin: Whoa, now. I didn't say anything about being a virgin!

 

[Shatmandu]

Padme: "You're a violence-prone whiner with mommy issues. Sign me up."

Winner!

I like the "Yoda shits himself while farting" one a little better, but I thank you anyway.

Joe, one-tracked

 

[Rat Boy]

Qui-Gon: "I sense a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of fanboys cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

 

[Mistral]

Han remembers why 'holsters' are a much better idea than 'just shove it in your waistband'.

 

[Rat Boy]

Jabba should have realized something was different about his Uncle Ziro a lot sooner than this.

 

[Shatmandu]

Jar-Jar, Male Prostitute: "Meesa licka your dirty skatbox all nighty, Jedi!"

 

[cooleddie74]

OBI-WAN:"What is it?"

QUI-GON:"RETARDED.

Come on. Let's get going before more droids show up."

ANAKIN:"So....


(*whistles*)


Ever seen a bantha show?"

EMPEROR:"Put your arms down, Lord Vader! PLEASE!!

Most of you was severely damaged by the lava floes on Mustafar, but not your armpit sweat glands.

YUCK. I'm going to have an automatic deodorant feature installed in your chest plate."

"I can't believe I digitally altered the WHOLE THING!!!!"

"Much skill with the Dark Side of the Tongue you have!!!!!!

MORE! MORE!!!!"

JABBA(Huttese):"I just realized something. I eat live frogs.

And I've been doing it for DECADES.

Why the hell didn't any of you obsequious assholes TELL me?"

 

[cooleddie74]

LEIA:"Is it the beans?"

LUKE:"Or the frank?"

 

[Maurice]

JAR JAR: Indeed, I know a splendid place with wonderful chaps who might help you get to the Queen, what ho!
LUCAS: Don't worry, we'll loop him in post, just like Vader.

PADME: It's so magical.
ANAKIN: Me hates sand.

PALPATINE: You're in my key light.
VADER: I thought you wanted to stay on the dark side. <snicker>

Harrison Ford has a vision of Episodes I-III.

It was then Yoda stepped into one of the bigger plot holes.

Mr. Lucas without his famous neck beard.

 

[Rat Boy]

Chad Vader: "Clint's starting to really piss me off, Master."

 

[John Picard]

LEIA:"Is it the beans?"

LUKE:"Or the frank?"

Brilliant!

 

[Alrik]

OBI-WAN:"Is this the single finger salute the fan base is talking about?"

QUI-GON:"Very good my padawan. I believe you are correct."

ANAKIN:"So. You want to grab a six pack and screw?....Or don't you drink." *wink, wink*

Vader thinking: "If he so much as mentions how he saved my life on Mustafar one more time, I swear I'll dump his ass down a reactor core shaft."

Yoda (singing): "I'll never smoke weed with Willie again, my night is all over before it begins...."

JABBA: "Be honest. Do I look fat in this?"

 

[cooleddie74]

JAR JAR:"So...WHOSA gonna be de one who drivee me to the mall?"

PADME:"Please, Ani.

Not here. Not while Threepio is watching and jerking off."

VADER:"Just curious.

A two-meter-wide opening. Was that intentional?

Because I don't want to take the fall if something happens."

Yoda was mild-mannered and quiet.

Until he got a fifth of Jim Bothan in him.

BIB FORTUNA:"Census takers, Mighty Jabba.

Do you count as one individual...or several?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Han was mortified when he found out this particular Death Star bathroom's toilets didn't flush.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kaneda: "TETSUOOOOO!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

It wasn't the small army of stormtroopers that spooked Han Solo; it was the fact that they were being entertained by a Mon Calamarian stripper that freaked the Sithspit out of him.