So, how long has it been since you masterbated

[JuanBolio]

About three hours ago.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Ah. All done.

 

[judge alba]

Ah. All done.

blimey thought that was old faithful going off all that gushing out.

 

[Jayson]

Well I am off to do it again. I need to get it done before me and my friend go see a movie and I really need to delete "Dollhouse" off my dvr so I figure now is the best time. I plan to go with Elisa Dushki after seeing what she wore in the latest episode. Granted last time I tried with this character I ended up switching over to Oliva Williams. Might be the actress. I find her sexy but she always seems to be around someone more sexy. Evertime i tried wanking to Faith I would always ended up switiching to Buffy or Cordy.

Jason

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Ah. All done.

blimey thought that was old faithful going off all that gushing out.

Actually, i'm not that big of a gusher, but thank you.

 

[Jayson]

Mission accomplished! Didn't switch or nothing.

Jason

 

[judge alba]

must admit watchng buffy is ok until willow appears then its hands on time actually i do feel the urge for another go my self.

 

[CommodoreKong]

Well, I just did it again. Started out as Trica Heffer, turned to Boomer for a minute but ended with D'iana Byers. Not only that but I even added some new canon to the "Battlestar Galatica" universe. Did you know the cylons had contact with modern earth society and was experimenting with human sexuality by keeping love slaves aboard their Baseships?

Jason

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

I laughed.

 

[JRS]

In the morning...

 

[SmoothieX]

Master baited you mean right?

Maybe, if there are any experienced fishermen, like Bass Masters or Tourney vets, here they could answer your inquiry better.

 

[The Evil Dead]

I am having a crappy day at work so I plan for it to be the very first thing I do when I get home...

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Last night.

 

[Sledder]

I am having a crappy day at work so I plan for it to be the very first thing I do when I get home...

Why wait until you get home?

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Well, I just did it again. Started out as Trica Heffer, turned to Boomer for a minute but ended with D'iana Byers. Not only that but I even added some new canon to the "Battlestar Galatica" universe. Did you know the cylons had contact with modern earth society and was experimenting with human sexuality by keeping love slaves aboard their Baseships?

Jason

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

I just laughed.

 

[Jayson]

Did it again. It was going to be Rasida Jones in a cheerleader outfit giving me a blowjob while I am wearing a cheerleader outfit myself but for whatever reason she morphed into just some generic Domanatrix type. It was kind of a disapointment because I had already set up my fantasy scenario and everything. I'm a door to door monkey salesman. I knock on her door and it turns out she is a crazy cheerleader zealot and she kidnaps me and makes me her cheerleader sex toy. I think I got tired of the plot or I wanted to watch tv so I just kind of went to a more generic fantasy and moved on.

Jason

 

[Holdfast]

... I had already set up my fantasy scenario and everything. I'm a door to door monkey salesman. I knock on her door and it turns out she is a crazy cheerleader zealot and she kidnaps me and makes me her cheerleader sex toy. I think I got tired of the plot or I wanted to watch tv...

Do you write porn movie scripts? They need your brilliance.

Talking about masturbation is currently very popular in the UK, so this thread is timely: our Home Secretary just got done by the press for including porn on her expenses claim.

Her husband ordered the films and he filed the claim which she signed (she pays him a salary to do this, by the way, amongst other jobs... another expenses claim).

Talk about making a career in politics attractive - become an MP, get free porn at the taxpayer's expense!

 

[Mallory]

I'm a door to door monkey salesman.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Well, I just did it again. Started out as Trica Heffer, turned to Boomer for a minute but ended with D'iana Byers. Not only that but I even added some new canon to the "Battlestar Galatica" universe. Did you know the cylons had contact with modern earth society and was experimenting with human sexuality by keeping love slaves aboard their Baseships?

Jason

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

I weeped openly.





But I'm seeing a doctor about it.

 

[Jayson]

I'm a door to door monkey salesman.

Well this was supose to come in handy later when Rasida Jones locks me in the cage while I am still in my cheerleader outfit. I never got around to it though in my fantasy.

Jason

 

[judge alba]

monkey seller ay? got any lemurs going cheap?