Facts About Captain Robau

[Herkimer Jitty]

Do not believe in yourself.
Believe in Robau, who believes in you.

 

[Captain MAJ]

[Please don't help spread spam by quoting it. Thank you. - M']

Captain Robau will not be happy if this happens again...

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau is the reason the Angry Whopper has such kick.

 

[Plecostomus]

Songs from "The Captain Robau Boner Brigade And Marching Band" CD have replaced everything else on the American Top 40. Listen, or ELSE.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau once went on "Federation Idol" and not only won...but got to be a judge as well.

 

[Plecostomus]

"Captain Robau Boner Brigade And Marching Band" T-shirts are now the official uniform of the United States Coast Guard.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau once got into a Bald-Off with Locke from LOST. And J.J. Abrams had to step in and referee.

 

[Plecostomus]

"Captain Robau Boner Brigade And Marching Band" breakfast cereal is now the best selling breakfast food of all time. And yes the back of the box does explain what a Boner Brigade is.

 

[Plecostomus]

Robau will be displeased if this thread hits the second page.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau CAN turn back time.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau CAN turn back time.

He gets knocked down but he gets back up again you're never gonna keep him down.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau rules this universe with an iron cock.

 

[Plecostomus]

The Captain Robau Boner Brigade And Marching Band t-shirts will be available shortly.

Pineapple yellow, Vulva Pink and Piss Green. Choose one bitches!

 

[Skywalker]

Captain Robau always expects the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[Plecostomus]

The Captain Robau Boner Brigade And Marching Band will play at the Superbowl Halftime Show weather or not they are invited.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau's wager on the next Super Bowl?

Robau 5,678
All 30 NFL teams -2457

 

[Plecostomus]

The Captain Robau Boner Brigade And Marching Band now has its own brand of Tuna Helper.

And it's Robau-rific, bitches.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

If one were recieve a blood transfusion from Captain Robau, their bidy would explode because they can't contain that much badass in them.

 

[Kpnuts]

Don't you guys have anything better to do?

Is the joke really that funny nearly four months on?

 

[Plecostomus]

Don't you guys have anything better to do?

Is the joke really that funny nearly four months on?

This is not a joke, and Captain Robau DOES NOT approve of your attitude.