TOS Caption Contest #131 - 3 Centuries of Late Fees

[Outpost4]

One half week contest down and another one will start right now.

Our winners for the first part of the week were Rat Boy and Gertch, with an inspired photoshop winning entry by Nerys Myk.

Kirk: "No, don't tell me: Ellison."

Scotty loved to retell his story of tracking down and mounting the last elusive Tribble, Stripes.

SCOTTY: All I'm saying is you might be better off without her.

She was fooled by a pair of glasses! We're not talking MENSA here.

Here are the pictures for the second part of the week. I'm anxious to find out what Bones is watching and/or listening to.

I'll change this out on Sunday.


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138 (2x)
A beaker full of death (4x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alrik
Alyssa (3x)
ancient
Atavachron (2x)
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
brian
Cakes488
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (22x)

cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (11x)
Dohlman
DrBob (9x)
DS9Sega (7x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
EnsignHarper
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gary7
Gertch (23x)

Plus one this time for a total of 24!
goldbug (2x)
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (11x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Johnnyracefan
John_Picard (4x)
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
middyseafort (5x)
Mistral (2x)
Mojochi
M'Sharak (13x)
NCC-1701 (7x)
Nebusj
Nerys Myk (28x)

Plus one this time for a total of 29!
Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ
Outpost4 (16x)

Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (37x)

Plus one this time for a total of 38!
Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (18x)

Sector 7
Shatmandu (24x)

shivkala
Sir Rhosis (2x)
S'Kai
Super Grover
Tan Ru
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro (4x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (17x)

The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (10x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2x)
Tim M (3x)
Toban Kal
Triskelion (12x)

Tristan
Turbo (2x)
vassa
Ward Fowler (4x)
Woulfe (4x)
Zachery Smith

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Let Custer win.

"The Love Songs of William Shatner". This should be a hoot.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "That's not where you give him an Indian burn, Spock."

McCoy: "Movies on optical discs? My God, what is this? The Dark Ages?"

 

[highlander]

Bones was amazed at the size of Sulu's gay porn collection.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Quick, hand me the dental dam!

MCCOY: Hey, I look like Karl Urban!

 

[highlander]

Spock: "Your people can not keep selling cigarettes at such low prices."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "...and remember to always stand on seventeen."

McCoy discovers Rat Boy and Nerys Myk's Photoshop archive.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Do you recall that kiss in Spider-man?"
Kirk: "It's Ok, It's Ok. I've got my memory back. No problem."
Spock: "Like a charm every time. Who needs mindmelds?"

McCoy: "Hmm, HD-DVD. I wonder how you activate it."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Well, now I see why he had to marry her."

McCoy discovers where the campaign buttons of election losers are sent.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I can assure you Doctor, chiropractry is not "quackery"

MCCOY: Why does Paramount charge so much for each season?

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Forget."

 

[Outpost4]

Predictable.

 

[Hambone]

MCCOY: Hmm..."The Transformed Man"...crap..."Has Been"...crap...wait, "The Legend of Bilbo Baggins"? What the hell is this doing in the 'discount bin'?!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: No sign of the M&M, doctor.

 

[Mistral]

Phantasy Star Online? NCAA'95? Who saves this stuff, anyway? No wonder I can't find any place to store my Hoyt Axton cds!

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Avoid...firewater."

"Rick Astley.

Yep.

THIS drawer looks like it's full of winners."

 

[Mistral]

While Spock struggled to save Kirk, McCoy inched his hand closer and closer to the yeomen's bare leg.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Be careful when you jostle him around, Spock...

He still has that tomahawk lodged in his ass!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I'm sorry I had to do that Jim, but Ensign Walking Bear was getting a little offended by your rain dance."

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "How long have you had a weak back?"

Kirk: "Oh, about a week back."