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Blue Warp Nacelles?

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Kpnuts is right, folks. We need to class up the humor in this thread, so here's the most beloved humorist of all time.

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Reports of the blueness of his nacelles are greatly exaggerated.

Great, but I think it ought to have a canon cannon on his shoulder or somewhere, because it's canon, you know?

Yeah, and a cybernetic eyepiece with a minature disco ball in it. Cause that'd be rockin.

Captain Robau needs to be sticking out of his chest like the alien bursting out of the guy in ALIEN.
 
Perhaps I should have been clearer: by grown up humour, I meant not childish, 8 year old humour.

Sombreros... get over it ffs.
I find it hilarious that a student is telling *real* grown-ups (who have careers, some of whom have been doing so for decades) what grown-up humor is about. :rolleyes:
I haven't really been participating, but I check this thread out every few days or so just to see what's new. I don't necessarily find it the sombrero stuff funny, but I am getting a kick out of how this thing keeps evolving.

I mean...it started with a discussion of what color the nacelles of the new Enterprise should be, and somehow it's evolved into a discussion about Raptor Jesus wearing a Sombrero! How is that not entertaining? :lol:
 
I think an example of grown up humor in practice would be a gray-bearded man in a smoking jacket sitting in a leather chair next to a roaring fire in his library. He has a snifter of brandy in one hand, and a book of essays by Mort Saul and Dick Cavett in the other. Occasionally, he allows himself to go, "Tee hee," which is of course the only proper and gentlemanly response to adult humor (or bon mots). Then a man in a suit of armour holding a rubber chicken appears out of nowhere, stands next to the seated man, and hits him over the head with the chicken. The startled man throws his brandy into the fire and the flare-up ignites his beard. And now, the rest of us laugh.

Give the guy in the armor a sombrero and I'm in. :techman:
 
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I think an example of grown up humor in practice would be a gray-bearded man in a smoking jacket sitting in a leather chair next to a roaring fire in his library. He has a snifter of brandy in one hand, and a book of essays by Mort Saul and Dick Cavett in the other. Occasionally, he allows himself to go, "Tee hee," which is of course the only proper and gentlemanly response to adult humor (or bon mots). Then a man in a suit of armour holding a rubber chicken appears out of nowhere, stands next to the seated man, and hits him over the head with the chicken. The startled man throws his brandy into the fire and the flare-up ignites his beard. And now, the rest of us laugh.

Give the guy in the armor a sombrero and I'm in. :techman:

Monty Python don't need no sombrero! Llamas, maybe. But no sombreros.
 
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I think an example of grown up humor in practice would be a gray-bearded man in a smoking jacket sitting in a leather chair next to a roaring fire in his library. He has a snifter of brandy in one hand, and a book of essays by Mort Saul and Dick Cavett in the other. Occasionally, he allows himself to go, "Tee hee," which is of course the only proper and gentlemanly response to adult humor (or bon mots). Then a man in a suit of armour holding a rubber chicken appears out of nowhere, stands next to the seated man, and hits him over the head with the chicken. The startled man throws his brandy into the fire and the flare-up ignites his beard. And now, the rest of us laugh.

Give the guy in the armor a sombrero and I'm in. :techman:

Monty Python don't need no sombrero! Llamas, maybe. But no sombreros.

BEWARE ZeeE RAB-BET !

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Or even the Cuddly Stuffed Version...
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