TNG Caption This #150 - "Contains Mild Holo-peril"

[Mistral]

Riker: "Captain, its supposed to be red and green with some blue and gold blended in. Instead, the whole thing's blue and gold. I'm not sure if I'm checked out for this station. You better call Data over-he's got gold skin, he might know what to make of this. (pause) I'm sorry, was that racist or just plain stupid?"

 

[Triskelion]

Riker: They say the next generation of Windows 3.0 will permit the use of images on the web.
Picard: That's crazy talk!

 

[Will]

*Thwap*
Riker: Thank you sir, may I have another?

 

[cooleddie74]

"This new Nintendo interface sucks."

 

[cooleddie74]

A Frenchman's biggest enemy?

Dry, flaky skin.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Nope, no snipes on deck seventeen."

Picard: "Oh boy. This snipe thing was funny a half hour ago, but now I'm not so sure."

 

[Will]

Riker: Now....where *is* Waldo???

Picard: ...eyes and ears and mouth and nose...head, shoulders, knees and toes!

 

[Sisko_is_my_captain]

Klingon porn again?! Dammit, Worf, I told you to be more professional when you're at tactical. ... Yes, I see she's a professional, but I was talking about you! Okay, fine...just wait a minute and I'll have Data dump the cache before the Captain sees this ... again.

(What happened the last time Picard saw Worf's Klingon porn on the tactical display)

 

[26138]

Picard thought he could outdo Guinan in a "who has the craziest hat" contest.

 

[Alrik]

Riker was not only shocked, but also a little disturbed when he realized how Worf was spending his time at his duty station.

 

[Alrik]

Riker: "Captain, it's on, should I transfer to main viewer?"

Picard: "Er, um. Perhaps it would be best to DVR it while the Klingon delegation is on board Number One."

Riker: "I see your point Captain, should I..."

Picard: "Yes Commander, make it so."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: This is my scary face!

 

[cooleddie74]

"What a drag.

These readouts are so square."

"Bloody awful Old Spice.

I thought the computer said it'd be safe on my skin type."

 

[Nerys Myk]

I'm not British! Check out the teeth!!!

 

[cultcross]

^ Well.


Someone doesn't want to win anymore contests...

 

[cooleddie74]

"SHHHHHH.

I'm on my invisible cell phone. Be quiet."

 

[cooleddie74]

"According to the sensor sweep, this contest is probably going to be won by someone who doesn't really deserve it.

Permission to arm and fire a bribery torpedo at the Mod base?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

^ Well.


Someone doesn't want to win anymore contests...

I took a chance with that one! Hey, some of my best friends are British.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I coulda been a contendah.

Instead of a Frenchman in red ballhugger pajamas...which...let's face it...is what I am..."

 

[Mistral]

"No, I love Mexican food-but the rice keeps getting stuck in my back molars."