Best Lines - Paris

[leola]

In keeping with the Janeway thread...

"You're the Queen!"

Others?

 

[Tachyon]

Hmm... perhaps some remarks he made after some alien contacts while sitting on the conn, such as "friendly sort". Lol.

 

[DGCatAniSiri]

'It took you thirty-three years to come up with JOE?'

Still makes me giggle.

 

[Guy Gardener]

JANEWAY: Let me get this straight. Trans-dimensional aliens have mistaken your Captain Proton simulation for reality.
PARIS: Yes, ma'am.
JANEWAY: And now an armed conflict has broken out between these aliens and Chaotica's holographic army.
PARIS: Yes, ma'am. His Army of Evil.

 

[Flandry]

TORRES: Computer, freeze program. Are you in the habit of just walking in on people's private holodeck time?
PARIS: Well, it's not as if I caught you dancing the rumba with a naked Bolian.

 

[Jeri]

Tom has a line that I always remember with all of his inflections for some reason: B'Elanna is stuck in danger off ship, and Janeway is trying to get him to understand she's doing her job and calm down; but he answers, "No, that isn't going to happen!"

 

[Dane_Whitman]

JANEWAY: Let me get this straight. Trans-dimensional aliens have mistaken your Captain Proton simulation for reality.
PARIS: Yes, ma'am.
JANEWAY: And now an armed conflict has broken out between these aliens and Chaotica's holographic army.
PARIS: Yes, ma'am. His Army of Evil.

You nailed it, that's his best line!

 

[trilbymonkey]

'It took you thirty-three years to come up with JOE?'

Still makes me giggle.

 

[belle paris]

TORRES: Computer, freeze program. Are you in the habit of just walking in on people's private holodeck time?
PARIS: Well, it's not as if I caught you dancing the rumba with a naked Bolian.

What episode, please?

 

[Tachyon]

^I think it's from Worst Case Scenario (Season 3).

 

[steevo]

'It took you thirty-three years to come up with JOE?'

Still makes me giggle.

I liked that one, too.

Still my favorite was his exchange with Chakotay in "Caretaker":

TOM: Shouldn't you start flying or something?
CHAKOTAY: Wrong tribe.

 

[freak]

In one scene of the episode "Warhead" about that stupid smart bomb, there is a conversation between Chakotay, Paris, and Neelix. It goes on the lines like this:

Chakotay: "He's right, we've got to find a way to disarm it"
Paris: "Good luck! It's got an internal sensor array. If we so much as to loosen a screw BOOOM!!!"
That had me literally laughing my ass off for the next twenty minutes.

OH and another one. The ending scene in "Future's End" with Tom and Tuvok.
Paris: Tuvok, has anyone ever told you, you're a real freakasauris?" Weird line, but funny anyway.

 

[LeadHead]

"Tuvok, I hope that's your stomach."

 

[apenpaap]

"MIIIIINE!!!!"