who here will wear red on feb 14

[blablover5]

I was planning on dressing up like Santa and running around shooting people in the butt with arrows. My friend tried to get a bunny costume so she could offer up pots of gold and free beer but sadly they're all sold out.

 

[Kryton]

It won't be red when I put it on...but after I leave her place? I'll be COVERED in red. Just watch. You'll see. You'll ALL SEE! Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Er, perhaps I've said too much.

 

[auntiehill]

I will probably wear a red or pink top Valentine's Day.

Not that it will matter, as we will spend the day at his Boss's house, playing board games. Again.

Golly. How romantic.

 

[Gepard]

...and the color red on women isn't especially appealing to me.

So that's why you don't like Battlestar Galactica. Finally, the truth is revealed!

 

[Holdfast]

I never really do the red for Valentines thing. Maybe a little splash somewhere, like a tie or pocket square.

 

[RobertVA]

This is a Star Trek board.

We're afraid we would die a horrible death if we wear red!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Unless I get stabbed, just regular old black & white.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Unless I get stabbed, just regular old black & white.

But then we'll have the answer to the ultimate question of "what is black and white and red all over"...

 

[cardinal biggles]

I threw out all my red shirts after I stopped working for Target during the summer before my junior year in college.

So the answer would be no.

 

[DeVario]

No red. All black, baby.

 

[Garrovick]

Real men DO NOT wear red!

I will have a red bandana tied around my leg though.

Billy Squire stlye.

 

[kimc]

Every day is a good day to wear red.

 

[Mallory]

You got biggles' old job at Target, huh?

 

[The Borg Queen]

Apparently orange is supposed to be sexier than red. I guess it depends on the shade.

 

[thestrangequark]

I make an effort on the holidays for the kiddies, but since Valentine's Day falls on a Saturday, and I'm not teaching the Friday before, I won't be bothered with pink and red, tacky heart earrings, or bad Valentine's sweaters this year.

 

[Hermiod]

Meh.

Eight pages of "advice" in the Metro this morning, full of pictures of perfect couples having perfect Valentines Days. Here's some advice for you, Metro : fuck off.

This message has been brought to you for by the Alliance of Miserable Angry Single Persons Against Valentines Day.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

I will wear black, the color of my shattered, festering heart.

 

[cardinal biggles]

Eight pages of "advice" in the Metro this morning, full of pictures of perfect couples having perfect Valentines Days. Here's some advice for you, Metro : fuck off.

Here's some advice for you, Hermiod. Go be a miserable twat somewhere else. A lot of the people here are single, and less than happy about it, myself included. The difference is that 99.44% of us don't spend our free time whinging about it on a public forum.

This message has been brought to you for by the Alliance of Miserable Angry Single Persons Against Valentines Day.

Or if you're going to be a miserable twat, at least try and come up with a name that forms a cool acronym. I mean AMASPAVD? You can do better.

 

[Hermiod]

^I'll leave the moderators to deal with your reply.

 

[The Borg Queen]

Meh.

Eight pages of "advice" in the Metro this morning, full of pictures of perfect couples having perfect Valentines Days. Here's some advice for you, Metro : fuck off.

This message has been brought to you for by the Alliance of Miserable Angry Single Persons Against Valentines Day.

I concur. They seem to be suggesting that if you're in a relationship you're somehow better than single people.