Wow, talk about the worst thread ever...
Aw, hell, I'll play.
Dean Stockwell - maybe as Archer's goofy stepbrother Linda
Mark Hamill - He'd excel as Trip's gay brother Albert (but who would play Miguel then? Mario Lopez?)
Reginald Vel Johnson - Well, I can see him as Reed perhaps, but Archer? Nah...
Marc Alaimo - Hmmm, Archer played by him really would knock T'Pol on her ass, f'sho!
My pick for Jonathan - Jason Alexander! That way he'd been able to make up for "Think Tank," that episode sucked ass. Also, I would cast Lucy Liu as Hoshi and Alexondra Lee as T'Pol (no wig!). Eugene Levy would do great as Phlox, and Chad Michael Murray would be a kick ass Trip, straight up!
Oh, and I almost forgot the helm officer! Someone like Mary Kate Olsen would look great at the conn, though I doubt her acting skills so I'd rather go with Kirk Acevedo (Maybe even Tom Welling)...









Or rolled them up to make joints