Facts About Captain Robau

[dillon3001]

I was going to make a comment on how awesome Captain Robau is, but then Captain Robau read my thoughts, and decided my comment wasn't awesome enough so he took my brain and made it into a delicious snack.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau can rip the fabric of space/time at will.

Captain Robau can rip the fabric of space/time fandom at will.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau is the reason why we are switching to High Def TV signals.

 

[Samurai8472]

Captain Robau is like fire and ice and rage, he's like the night and the storm at the heart of the sun

Captain Robau-I’m 903 years old and I’m the man who is gonna save your lives and all six billion ... You got a problem with that?”

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Captain Robau has a penis that's bigger than the Enterprise.

When Captain Robau makes love, he causes a quantum singularity.

 

[Irishman]

Captain Robau is the reason why we are switching to High Def TV signals.

Dude, we're not switching to High-Def signals! Digital is not the same as High Def!

AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau craps hurricanes and farts tornades.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Robau once took on the entire Boston Red Sox by himself. "Sounds like a fair fight," he said.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau is the reason why we are switching to High Def TV signals.

Dude, we're not switching to High-Def signals! Digital is not the same as High Def!

AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Fool, that's NOT what Captain Robau says...

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau does not need a digital TV converter box -- he just wills his analog TV to receive digital and it happens. He can also will his analog TV to show HD.

 

[Plecostomus]

Robau has no time for TV, he's THAT badass.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau went on the Subway diet but had to quit after he consumed the London Underground.

 

[The Wormhole]

Captain Robau is like fire and ice and rage, he's like the night and the storm at the heart of the sun

Captain Robau is ancient and forever. He burns with the centre of time and can see the turn of the universe.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is the clensing fire that burns down the overgrown forest.

 

[Aragorn]

The U.S.S. Kelvin, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Richard Robau, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.

 

[sunburn800]

Captain Robau is the only one who can cancel the new movie.

 

[Plecostomus]

His Robau-ness won the Internet, the Superbowl, Publishers Clearinghouse, the New York Lotto and your mother all at the same time... before he had his morning cup of coffee.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

When robau kills you your entire family bursts into flames at the exact same time.

 

[Plecostomus]

When robau kills you your entire family bursts into flames at the exact same time.

AND your little dog too!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

When robau kills you your entire family bursts into flames at the exact same time.

AND your little dog too!

AND the cat the dog was chasing.