TAL:"Excuse me, Captain.
Hello?
NOT NOW, Madeline!!"
TOS Caption Contest #124 - 8 Days A Week
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TAL:"Excuse me, Captain.
Hello?
NOT NOW, Madeline!!"
"I've done all I can, Captain.
Your Dish Network uplink is busted."
CHEKOV: Facemask, 15-yard penalty. First down!
CHEKOV: "De WWE...it's getting lamer and lamer vit each passing year!"
"Just one suggestion, Captain.
Can we get a SMALLER vodka shaker next time? Making your martinis is getting to be exhausting."
SPOCK: We put it back in the box and regift it. Who'll know?
"The first Earth model of a primitive cellular telephone...
HOW did they ever use one?"
Great one, middyseafort. I've been trying to write that joke for a couple of days and couldn't.
Chekov: He's got a better piece than you, keptain.
"Have YOU ever tried to jerk off an inter-stellar probe?"
The forbidden world of Vulcan-coffee maker love.
Often maligned.
Rarely understood.
KOENIG CHEKOV:"Can ve turn de channel, keptin?
Dis movie alvays makes me cringe."
SPOCK: The surface is hot enough to melt iron. Luckily my Vulcan physiology includes a vestigial skin layer that insulates against heat.
MCCOY: Umm, no it doesn't
SPOCK: oh, in that case... AAAAAAGH!!!!THIS THING IS MOTHERFUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scotty; "Left a bit, left a bit."
Kirk; "It's still a bit fuzzy."
Spock; "Just buy some damned cable."
Great one, middyseafort. I've been trying to write that joke for a couple of days and couldn't.
Thanks!
Spock: I believe that I am... stuck.
SPOCK: I'm sensing words: Sexual...Harassment...Lawsuit