TOS Caption Contest #124 - 8 Days A Week

[cooleddie74]

WORST accupuncture session ever covered by Starfleet insurance.

 

[cooleddie74]

KOENIG CHEKOV:"Is dat supposed to be ME?

De only time I had curly hair vas ven I was five. And DEN it was only because my dirty uncle Yuri said it made me look sexier."

 

[John Picard]

Tal: "One ringy dingy.....Two ringy dingy..."

Kirk: {offscreen} "I'm Captain James T Kirk of the Starship Enterprise..."

Tal: "Hello, this is SubCommander Tal of the Romulan Empire. Is this the party to whom I am speaking?"

Checkov: "Oy..."

 

[cooleddie74]

TAL:"Hello? Who is this?

Subcommander Abner?

Yeah.

N-no, I...I don't know why your farm animal died."

(*NEWHART theme begins playing*)

 

[M'Sharak]

"I bring margaritas."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Chekov: He's got a better piece than you, keptain.

 

[Gertch]

Chekov; "Got it, Aliens! My turn now?"

Beautifully creative. Good show!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Apparently, Tan-Ru was an ass man."

 

[Toban Kal]

Captain, I don't care what you and Mr Spock get up to in your private time but do you really need to show us the pictures of it?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Chekov: Keptain, you and Mr. Spock playing Alien isn't the same as watching the real thing!

 

[John Picard]

Spock: "...24...5...2.....And tonight's Powerball number is......15."

 

[Toban Kal]

I'm getting something captain...4..8..15..16..23..42...I believe it is a reference to something, but I do not know what.
I doubt anyone will ever know Spock.

 

[Toban Kal]

Having seen a sneak preview of Star Trek XI Leonard decided to place all tapes into a probe and banish them to space for eternity rather than let anyone see a better actor take his role.

 

[John Picard]

Spock: "By putting the urn *here* the entire layout of the meeting room is balanced."

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"Meh.

Seen it before.

De keptin uses de 'stinky palm' move to get off de enemy wessel."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"So...do you want the cappucino machine HERE. Or back against the wall?

We are running out of time to decide, Jim."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Yes. But is it "art'?

 

[Toban Kal]

I see, you're saying I can make enormous savings in time-share rather than total ownership of a colony.
Chekov: He's falling for it captain.

 

[Toban Kal]

Kirk: The guy over your shoulder is playing with a flashlight.
*sigh* I know, he's my cousin. We're all worried about him. Ignore it and he'll stop soon.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Would you prefer yours plain, salted, seasoned or 'Nacho cheese'?"