Facts About Captain Robau

[number6]

Captain Robau is so badass he can drink milk from the carton and leave the seat up without ever getting yelled at.

 

[Squiggy]

Robau is the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

In the criminal justice system of Gotham City, the people are represented by three separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime, the district attorneys, who prosecutes the offenders, who prosecutes the offenders, and the God Damn Robau. These are their stories.

 

[enan]

Zaphod Beeblebrox's ship the Heart of Gold did not have an Infinite Improbability Drive it just wanted to stay as far away from Captain Robau as possible..it failed.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

The Cylons had a plan. Captain Robau didn't like this plan so he shoved it up their a$$es. As a result they will never make another plan.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau doesn't need to use protection during sex. He intimidates his sperms into lying low and chilling out until he's good and done.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Robau isn't a Two Face. But he can scare half of yours clean off.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

If you question the badassness of Captain Robau you will burst into flames.

 

[The Wormhole]

Captain Robau is so badass he can drink milk from the carton

Captain Robau doesn't bother with a carton. Captain Robau drinks his milk straight from the cow.

 

[number6]

Captain Robau is so badass he can drink milk from the carton

Captain Robau doesn't bother with a carton. Captain Robau drinks his milk straight from the cow.

The image of Robau drinking milk from the udder is strangely erotic.

 

[The Wormhole]

Word is he keeps a cow in his quarters on board the Kelvin.

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Captain Robau eats lightning and craps thunder

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau is so badass he can drink milk from the carton

Captain Robau doesn't bother with a carton. Captain Robau drinks his milk straight from the cow.

The image of Robau drinking milk from the udder is strangely erotic.

Any image involving Robau is erotic.

 

[Squiggy]

Robau is so erotic that even not thinking about him arouses nuns and stimulates the dead.

 

[Samurai8472]

No one steals from Captain Robau and gets away with it. The last person to steal from him disappeared, his name,Captain Robau

 

[Squiggy]

Robau doesn't need to shout for the women. The women shout for him.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau kicks ass, takes names and molests pseudonyms.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau kicks ass, takes names and molests pseudonyms.

And you don't want to know what he does to pronouns.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau once burned a pot roast.


The pot roast was being an asshole to him.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau eats planets as snacks.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau kicks ass and chews bubblegum.

You better hope he has plenty of gum, motherfucker.