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TNG Caption This #149 - "A Deadly Annoyance"

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Stewart: "You Renaissance Faire douchebags make me sick. Worse than goddamned Trekkies ..."
 
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Picard: What the devil?
Data: It would seem that nude jumping jacks are a part of the daily regimen, even in Shakespearean times.
 
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Picard: "I don't seem to recall a lesbian tryst in The Tempest?"
Data: "Well, the Counsellor and Doctor Crusher volunteered, and they did seem keen on adding the scene."
Picard: "Well, it is in the spirit of the original text."
Data: "I didn't realise Starfleet medical personnel were required to be so... flexible."

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Riker: "I don't remember a lesbian tryst in Murder on the Orient Express..."

Conductor: "Caption vu."
 
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Picard: What the devil?
Data: It would seem that nude jumping jacks are a part of the daily regimen, even in Shakespearean times.

Hamlet, onstage:
"To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of nude jumping jacks,
Or to take arms against starfleet regulations,
And by opposing end them?
 
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So absorbed was he in what was going on, Data didn't notice his hair was on fire until the holodeck's sprinkers were activated.

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Once he had grown old and retired from the hiding game, Waldo made cameos in many popular TV programmes.
 
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Picard: What the devil?
Data: It would seem that nude jumping jacks are a part of the daily regimen, even in Shakespearean times.

Hamlet, onstage:
"To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of nude jumping jacks,
Or to take arms against starfleet regulations,
And by opposing end them?
That sounds very much like something out of The Magic Christian. :lol:
 
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RIKER:"There, there...

Holographic Doc Holliday can't anally rape you ANYMORE..."
 
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DATA:"Would this be a bad time for a colorful metaphor...as well as emptying my bowels?"
 
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Data: "One does not simply transport their way into Sto-Vo-Kor."



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It was then Riker realized while his hug had his hands firmly around the old man, the old man's hands were firmly somewhere else...
 
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Data, table seven looks like they could use some pepper.
Yes sir.


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Man's love affair with Industrialization didn't count on Feudalism catching them in the act.
 
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Much to Riker's horror, his fantasy three-way program malfunctioned and the Orion slave girls were replaced with Super Mario and Drew Carey.
 
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"Computer...stop Holoprogram PINK FLOYD 002 !!

NOW!!!"


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HOLO-ENGINEER:"I've always depended on the kindness of non-photonics."
 
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PICARD:"Is this program SUPPOSED to feature fire-breathing dragons and wenches in skimpy dresses? I don't remember Shakespeare ever writing anything like this..."

DATA:"I added subroutines, sir. To make this particular play somewhat less...how did old Earth put it...gay."
 
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