Will Obama save earth or just America?

[Skywalker]

By the time he's done, Obama will have prevented the heat death of the universe.

Isn't the alternative to that fairly unpleasant also?

Hope will keep us warm.

 

[Samurai8472]

BA BA BA BA BA.........Baaaa.....raaaack! AHHHHH!!!! SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE!

 

[Crusher Disciple]

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

 

[Skywalker]

^ Priceless.

 

[jamestyler]

It must really suck to be Obama right now. He's being hailed as the black Ace Rimmer. Imagine trying to live up to that hype?

Also, I want an Obama action figure.

 

[TheLonelySquire]

It's a given that USA is about to become a Utopia that makes Heaven look like the Gaza Strip. The question is will he be able save the rest of the planet as well? It's not a lock but I think it's almost a sure thing Canada and Mexico will be saved by their sheer luck of being so near his presence. He will proably need to do a few overseas tours to change the rest of the world. I do worry about Alaska and Texas. Will the Bush and Palin rally the forces of evil in time to put some sort of evil forcefied that blocks Obama's innate perfection from touching their followers? Will Satan continue to help Bush or will he cower in fear of Obama like Lord Zendu? Also will Jesus be able to handle the fact that he has been demoted to second command in the war against evil. Any chance he might get bitter and switch sides?

Jason

See, THIS is why I missed you! Then again, Obama IS the anti-Christ.

 

[Lindley]

But could Obama take Chuck Norris?

Screw Chuck Norris, Obama could take Captain Robau.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Then again, Obama IS the anti-Christ.

If that's the case, shouldn't you be rejoicing that the end is nigh?

 

[Gov Kodos]

BA BA BA BA BA.........Baaaa.....raaaack! AHHHHH!!!! SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE!

Cheney: "Scooter, I'm bored, what plaything can you offer me today?"

 

[trekkerguy]

But could Obama take Chuck Norris?

Screw Chuck Norris, Obama could take Captain Robau.

Captain Robau works on Obama's side. See my post in "Facts about Captain Robau".

 

[Plecostomus]

At the Qwik Fuel gas station here in Newark New York (Were LUKE and frigging LAURA from General Hospital FILMED A MOTHERFUCKING SCENE over a decade ago MILK IT YEAH!) they have a new flavor of coffee. "Presidential"

It comes in Regular and Decaf, or as I dubbed 'em Obama and Bush.

The Bush is bitter and powerless, and the Obama is black, strong and full-flavored... just like our president! I mean the commercial just writes itself... it's Obamatastic!

 

[opali]

*Awesome action figure pics*

It's the power ties that make those.


Are there any with Michelle holding nunchucks? Or a whip?

 

[RoJoHen]

The Bush is bitter and powerless, and the Obama is black, strong and full-flavored... just like our president! I mean the commercial just writes itself... it's Obamatastic!

I am not particularly interested in Obama's flavor. I like my coffee to taste like coffee...not people.

 

[Michael Chris]

See, THIS is why I missed you! Then again, Obama IS the anti-Christ.

You must be joking.

 

[Squiggy]

But could Obama take Chuck Norris?

Screw Chuck Norris, Obama could take Captain Robau.

Captain Robau works on Obama's side. See my post in "Facts about Captain Robau".

Obama just announced Robau to be Secretary of Kickass. The Senate instantly confirmed.

Robau demanded streamers.

 

[trekkerguy]

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

^Hey, He's Jayson.

Unfortunately.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

The guy we elected 9 years ago could have saved the Earth.

Yeah, if only the Supreme Court had let him take office.

They followed the Constitution.

 

[RoJoHen]

The guy we elected 9 years ago could have saved the Earth.

Yeah, if only the Supreme Court had let him take office.

They followed the Constitution.

I'd say that that part of the Constitution could use a little amending.