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Oscar Winning Movies You Despise!

TedShatner10

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The Academy Awards have always been something of a jumped up publicity stunt to generate more prestige and profit, which is why many movies who got Oscars are not necessarily all that great.

While I mostly liked No Country for Old Men and have fond memories of the LotR movies, I really think Braveheart was genuinely damaging, revisionist bullshit. While increasing Scottish autonomy was inevitable and already in effect especially after what Margaret Thatcher did, Braveheart added a lot of unnecessary venom to the proceedings and distorted the complicated history between England and Scotland which wasn't really one sided oppression. Mel Gibson, a recently fallen actor who was outed as an unpleasant and harmful fucktard steeped in primitive bigotries and addiction problems, played the titular hero of the movie and is on hindsight the moment he Jumped the Shark as a Hollywood star.

While 21st century ethics certainly do not apply to the Medeval era and King Edward the 1st really was an asshole, the English were uniformally either seen as 2D Snidely Whiplash villains or brainless cannon fodder, with nobody who was 3D in their personalities and motives. The obsession with the English as the antagonists seemed misplaced if England was not really England as we know it today, with Edward Longshanks and his regime more strongly associated with France. And then there is the snide homophobia, with the spineless prince being depicted as a unpleasant clown who pines after his dead boyfriend.
 
A Beautiful Mind

I didn't get past the first 5 minutes of Braveheart. It was unwatchable.
 
Is it the movie or the fan reaction that you hate?

If we're talking about Titanic, it's both.

The movie itself is terrible. It's a testament to how great I think Kate Winslet is that she could have appeared in this garbage while still retaining my admiration.

As for the fan reaction, it's just a movie about a boat that sinks. There's no reason for it to have made the money it did. The mass hysteria of people going to see it over and over again was just mystifying.

How the hell it managed to beat the vastly superior LA Confidential to the Best Picture award I will never be able to explain. There are good cases for Good Will Hunting and As Good As It Gets, which were also nominated, being better choices too.
 
Out of Africa. It bored me to tears. All four of the other Best Picture nominees that year were better: The Color Purple, Kiss of the Spider Woman, Witness, and Prizzi's Honor.

I don't hate Titanic, I just think it was overly long and the love story was unnecessary.
 
Crash is the crappiest winner that I've seen. Movie plays like a bad comedy, the message isn't "everybody's racist"...it's "everyone's a stereotype and they are racist."​

A Beautiful Mind

Finally, something I can agree with you about.

I didn't get past the first 5 minutes of Braveheart. It was unwatchable.

Well, that didn't last long. ;)

Braveheart is bad history but awesome revenge fantasy.

Dances with Wolves is silly white liberal fantasy, though I don't hate the film.

The English Patient seems widely despised. I've never seen it.
 
My sister the history graduate watched Braveheart but kept pausing it to come and tell me (when I was sitting in a different room doing something else) about each wildly inaccurate piece of nonsense masquerading as "history".

She was so angry she just had to tell someone. I think she would have killed Mel Gibson right there and then given the chance.
 
Unforgiven (I haven't thought much of anything Clint Eastwood has directed)

The English Patient - boring and pretentious

Gladiator - I completely missed out on any emotional impact, leaving me with just a mediocre period fight movie
 
If we're talking about Titanic, it's both.

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How the hell it managed to beat the vastly superior LA Confidential to the Best Picture award I will never be able to explain. There are good cases for Good Will Hunting and As Good As It Gets, which were also nominated, being better choices too.

"Another point of contention is the recent extreme bias toward 2-plus hour films: Crash (2006, 113m) is the shortest film to win Best Picture in the past 20 years."
- Wikipedia (re: Academy bias toward long films)
 
Braveheart is bad history but awesome revenge fantasy.

Perhaps but it was the sheer cheesiness of the casting (and the accents) that stuck in my purist throat before anything really happened.

Rob Roy was a darn good revenge movie, even if they did cast a bleedin' Irishman in the eponymous role.
 
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