Say you've met somebody you could eat with a spoon...

[Gepard]

Where do you take them? What do you do? Would you be romantic? Or would you play it cool?

Women like romance and respect. It comes in small quantities these days and it'll win her over. If it's a man, feed him.

Whatever you do, make sure it involves a spoon.

There is no spoon.

Only forks.

 

[RevdKathy]

I don't think it would help if you try to fork her on the first date.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

You're supposed to use a spoon?

No wonder my ex-girlfriend was always telling me I was doing it wrong...

You used the kitchen whisk, didn't you....

As modelled by my avatar.

 

[Evil_Kirkneivel]

Eat with a spoon? Is this a person we're talking about, or just some 'neat round spaghetti'?

If it's a person, perhaps dinner at a romantic Italian restaurant would work.

Same thing if it's spaghetti.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Tell me honestly; you make them all dress up in the pink outfit too, don't you?

It's a brand loyalty thing.

Do you get frequent flyer miles every time you take her out for a spin?

It's like Virgin Atlantic, but with cake.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Well, according to The Matrix, there is no spoon...

 

[USS Triumphant]

Can someone tell me what those pictures are from?! I assumed the avatar was from a live-action Strawberry Shortcake, but that's not it, is it?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Can someone tell me what those pictures are from?! I assumed the avatar was from a live-action Strawberry Shortcake, but that's not it, is it?

And yet more curious minds are drawn towards the power of the little pink-haired girl. Resistance is futile.