TOS Caption Contest #122 - Into the Arena

[Atavachron]

Kirk: "Behind you... A Zanti Misfit!"


Atavachron

 

[Maurice]

Private thoughts at the moment:

De: "I need a smoke."
Leonard: "Where's my bike, fucker?"
Sean: "Why do they keep calling me 'Jeff'?"
Nichelle: "I'll make Gene forget Majel once and for all!"
Bill: "See how they all adore me."
George: "After The Green Berets I'll be a star and never have to think of this sci-fi crap again."
Jimmy: "I bet De needs a smoke as bad as I do."

Eddie: "Easy...lean into shot without drawing director's notice..."
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SPOCK: (Off camera) Ah, now I see why you all say Ensign Deadmeat is a "flamer".

 

[Rat Boy]

Al Gorn, the pizza delivery lizard: "Where's that Jared? How dare he say our sandwiches are crap?!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Okay! Okay! I'll say it..."V" was the best science fiction TV show ever!

 

[Outpost4]

Al Gorn, the pizza delivery lizard: "You're a singer? I play lead guitar. Let's jam sometime."

 

[Rat Boy]

Al Gorn, the pizza delivery lizard: "They wanted a special human topping. You're it."

 

[Gertch]

METRON "For someone who believes they are a Progressive race, you wear ass covering clothes. Behold my assless tunic barbarian."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Did I miss something? When the hell did I walk on the set of Peter Pan?"

 

[M'Sharak]

"I'll tell you where to stick it," said Big Jimmy K. to Gorn
"You can put it where Mugato sticks his nuts"

KIRK: Say "Janopoporopolous".
METRON: No. Get out.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Alien: Commander Koenig?
Kirk: Wrong show, buddy.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK (thinking): I gotta stop letting Sulu arrange blind dates for me.

 

[highlander]

The product placement in the re-mastered episodes was kinda obvious.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Fan 1: "Archer was the first Captain, the NX01 was the first Enterprise, deal with it asshole."

Fan 2: "Screw you, it violates continuity. Besides in Starfleet Year One..."

Fan 1: "Books ain't canon you noob!"

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Fan 2: "Who's stupid idea was it to have a Star Trek convention in Roswell anyway? I melting my ass off in this costume!"

Metron: "Ah, Captain Kirk, your stomach precedes you..."

 

[Gertch]

METRON: "Then you hand the pizza to the customer. NO- I said hand, not beat them with it. Agh. Another freebie."

 

[Outpost4]

Metron: Why, yes, my name is Domino. How did you know?

 

[Gertch]

Metron: Why, yes, it is Sulu's shower curtain. How did you know?

 

[Outpost4]

Metron: You should have killed his fucking ass...

 

[Gertch]

Metron: Why, yes, my dainty feet are burning on these hot rocks. How did you know?

 

[Outpost4]

Metron: Why, yes, they haven't descended yet. How did you know?

 

[Rat Boy]

Metron: "Yes, actually I was planning on killing the winner's species. How did you know?"