TOS Caption Contest #122 - Into the Arena

[Rat Boy]

Al Gorn, the director of HR: "Washing your testicles in the office sink is against the rules, unwritten or not."

Shatmandu: "That's what she said!"

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "OK...OK...You are the Lizard King, you can do anything...jeez"

 

[highlander]

The bridge crew's annual re-enactment of the Last Supper was always moving.

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "I do remember your name....Your Gorn but not forgotten."

 

[Rat Boy]

Eyewitness (off-camera): "Police brutality!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk began to regret the previous night of binge drinking.
or

GORN: Ssssorry, but I could not locate a bathtub and ssssome icccce.

 

[Alrik]

Gorn:"Here, I think this will do the trick in cutting those pesky vines".

Kirk:"Great! Hey, where'd you get that?"

Gorn:"At my brother in law's place around the block."

Kirk:"Oh, you mean..."

Gorn:"Yeah, that's right. The Gorner Store."

 

[Alrik]

Kirk:"So you're saying that basically you swing both ways?"

Gorn:"Well I do find myself drawn to both genders of our species."

Kirk:"Hmm interesting...I'd have never guessed."

Gorn:"Why? Do you have a problem with that?"

Kirk:"No, no, no, not at all. My policy is to let Bi-Gorns be Bi-Gorns."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "My policy is to let Bi-Gorns be Bi-Gorns."

Gorn: "And I'll be leaving soon. Here today, Gorn tomorrow."

 

[Rat Boy]

Gorn: "My house! You destroyed my house!"

Kirk: "You could say that it was...Gorn with the wind?"

 

[Outpost4]

Gorn: You dishonor Sssspprriiingsssssttttteeeeeen! I will be merciful and quick.

Kirk: What's the matter with my version of "Gorn in the U.S.A"?

 

[Rat Boy]

Gorn: You dishonor Sssspprriiingsssssttttteeeeeen! I will be merciful and quick.

Kirk: What's the matter with my version of "Gorn in the U.S.A"?

Kirk: "How'd you like to hear my version of 'Gorn to be Wild?'"

Gorn: "No!"

 

[Mistral]

There is a special room in hell for such punsters. That's right-y'all are Gorn to Hell!

 

[Outpost4]

Gorn: I will be merciful and quick.
Kirk: Bah! What are you, a soft core Gorn?

You don't like that? How about this one:

Kirk: God, you're ugly.
Gorn: Who Gorns for Adonias?

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Gorn: " SSSsssss, Sstay Sstill you'l only toughen the meat"

Kirk: "Ok, OK no more Karaoke for me!"

Red Shirt: "Flame on!! Oh why can't I flame on"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: I can see we still have to work on understanding the rules for Musical Chairs.

Kirk: Say, are you like Pike? One blink means yes and two blinks mean no?

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: What? You could hear that?

Kirk forsworn the porn he'd bourn was corn after the horned Gorn had shorn and torn him with his thorn.
Moral: Forewarn the Gorn, or mourn!

 

[M'Sharak]

Down on the corner, out in the street,
Willy and the gornboys are playin;
Bring a credit; tap your feet.

"And you know, almost the whole time -- except when the music was playing,
mind you -- but no, the whole time, I could hear a couple of people talking!"
"What were they saying, Captain?"
"No idea, Mr. Spock -- I don't understand Vulcan."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Whoever smelt it dealt it.

 

[tharpdevenport]

McCoy: "A clear-cut case of having way too much V8, Jim."