Movie Caption Contest #75: Dead Men Tell No Tales

[Shatmandu]

Montalban: "But what a way to go ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Stoner Augment Chick on the Left was actually watching the birdie.

 

[Mistral]

Khan: "...And if you reach a little lower, ladies, you can feel my Corinthian leather."

 

[Rat Boy]

Stoner Augment Chick on the Left: "How could you do such a thing?"

Khan: "You forget my dear. I spent years as a building contractor. Now lets go."

 

[Shatmandu]

Not a caption, but I think the one REO Speedwagon groupie is cupping Ricardo's tit.

 

[Semah]

Not a caption, but I think the one REO Speedwagon groupie is cupping Ricardo's tit.

She's proving to herself that it isn't a rubber chest.

 

[Shatmandu]

Montalban: "Even dead, I still get more ass than Shatner."

 

[Gertch]

Saavik(under her breath):"To think that Pon Far was to start next week. Damn my luck."

Sulu (thinking): "To think his Pon Far hit last week. Bless my luck."

 

[Shatmandu]

With his first exhalation, Scotty discovered where he had hidden that lost bag of weed.

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "The blue background really sells how inhospitable this planet is, don't you think?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Montalban: "About that Fantasy Island remake..."

McDowell: "Uh oh."

 

[Candlelight]

Khan: "And now ladies, let me put my worm in your ear"

 

[26138]

Even on Ceti Alpha 5, Chrysler Cordoba's soft Corinthian leather never failed to please.

 

[Nerys Myk]

STONER AUGMENT CHICK ON THE LEFT: I loved you in "Blazing Saddles"

KHAN (sighs): I get that a lot.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SORAN: Hey Picard! I went and got some help too!!!!

 

[Piper]

Kirk (thinking): I didn't think I could get any more miserable. And then Scotty started playing the bagpipes.

Soran began to sweat when his mind went momentarily blank and he couldn't recall the password for the rocket's control panel.

Khan: All together now:
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

 

[scorpius1701]

McDowell: Wait, hes going to fall off a bridge and THATS how he dies?

 

[blueziggy]

Kirk - Wait a minute, isnt this the torpedo room that Kahn shot to hell?
Scotty - No that was torpedo bay 4.
Kirk - Theres four of them? How can you explain that they all look the same and still fit in..... oh hell that thread will go on to 20 pages.

 

[Rat Boy]

Tattoo (off-camera): "Bosses?"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"I'm sorry, gentlemen, but this can never be yours. For, you see, only the power of a genetically enhanced mullet can score you babes like these."