Movie Caption Contest #75: Dead Men Tell No Tales

[Shatmandu]

Sulu, whispering: "I made a crock pot of chili, for after."
Chekov, whispering: "Wery cool."
Scotty, whispering: "I'm there."
Kirk, whispering: "Fuckin' a."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Saavik (thinking): "I wonder if you can make those things vibrate."

"The Nexus! My preciousssssss!"

 

[Triskelion]

Fire the Vulcan torpedo, Chekov.
Spock in a locked box, Away! Keptin.

Why did Guinan make magic cat claws at a Q?? Because she's batshit, Captain.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "And now, per Mr. Spock's wishes, we'll begin the open casket portion of the service. And since he was heavily irradiated, his appearance might disturb you. Mr. Sulu?"

Sulu: "Aye, aye sir."

*opens casket*

Sulu: "Oh my!"

Chekov: "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Scotty: "Borgas frat!"

Kirk: "Close it, close it now, goddammit!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Of all the hairdos I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... stupid."

 

[Triskelion]

Permission to dance a little jig, Keptin?
Granted.

 

[Candlelight]

Saavik: "Oops, dropped my tampon"

 

[Candlelight]

"But I don't know this 'Fred' person"

"Why am I still here?"
"Ziggy says there's an 82% probability the fat guy ain't dead yet"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: As requested in his final will and testament, I will now sing "Rocketman" in honor of the fallen.

Soran: Oh, no... he's singing "Rocketman," quickly let me shot him in the back!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Scotty, we get it, you're versatile, but this isn't the appropriate occasion for the Ah My Goddess: Flights of Fancy theme tune."

Scott: "I thought it might make a nice change."

Sulu: "Well I liked it."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Uhura: Isn't encasing Mr. Spock's body in concrete and shooting it into space a little much?

McCoy: The Admiral is afraid of zombie attack.

Kirk: You'll thank me when no one eats your brains.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SAAVIK(thinking): Oops, I loaded the wrong torpedo. Meh, what difference could it make?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "And now, Scotty will perform Spock's favorite song: the theme from The Greatest American Hero."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Why the long faces? Somebody die?

oh...and I made muffins.

 

[Candlelight]

SPOCK: Why the long faces? Somebody die?

oh...and I made muffins.

I've made like 20 photoshop entries this week - you better not win with this!

 

[BriGuy]

Wait - you're telling me you could've gone back to ANY point in time and stopped me, but you came back to just mere moments before I launch the missile?

What's with you man???

 

[Alrik]

Saavik(under her breath):"To think that Pon Far was to start next week. Damn my luck."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "Rest in peace, Ricardo Montalban."

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty, between toots: "Captain, when are we doing me nephew's burial?"
<everyone turns and glances at each other>
Kirk: "Oh. We put him on the hanger deck when we last opened the doors for a trash evac."
Scotty, after a pause and a glare: "Aye."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Rest in peace, Ricardo Montalban."

Yeah, pretty odd timing. Anyway, in tribute to the late Mr. Montalban, I grabbed a publicity photo off of TrekCore from TWOK for our use in this contest. RIP, Khan:

Khan: "For crying out loud, people, it's spelled K-H-A-N, not K-A-H-N. For fifteen years you've been getting it wrong."

Stoner Augment Chick on the left: "Wait, what?"