Visitors! Explain yourselves!!

So I finally took a look at my profile page and what do I find?





Who are you people and why are you all up in my profile???

 

LOL!

 

"Hardfist"! Troi's sex toys! BR Pr0n!

 

"When two dimensional life forms cause Counselor Troi to lose her orgasmic powers, she auctions off her sex toys to the crew."

You must have seen some very interesting TNG episodes.

 

SPOCKED, how are you able to befriend yourself?

 

Crap! How did you EVER discover I was really Sarah Palin??? (hey, I can see your windmills from my house )

 

That's right, folks.

I'm doing Sarah Palin.

Jealous?

 

Well there's this video on the web...

 

Wow, with that many visitors they must have a network of servers just to keep up with SPOCKEDs trafic!

 

There's something in the water tonight at the TrekBBS.

 

Kate Bush as a mod.

 

If we weren't both married, yeah.

 

Okay, what on Earth is going on at my user page??



All right, I expect an explanation!

 

That can't be real--Jammer never posts here!

 

I am intrigued by the mod porn ...

 

Oh dear. What is going on here?

 

I'm there, just because of this thread. It's a kind of paradox.

 

What brings it into the Twilight Zone area is 10 visitors, but only 7 visits.

 

It's a flashforward. There will be 10. Just 7 so far.

 

^ aren't you sorry you pushed that button now!