Masturbation

[Plecostomus]

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...a 20-oz. bottle of Pepsi, a bottle of generic K-Y Jelly, and I'm ready for action! -- RR

Ouch. Are you able to even walk after that?!

 

[Red Ranger]

[
...a 20-oz. bottle of Pepsi, a bottle of generic K-Y Jelly, and I'm ready for action! -- RR

Ouch. Are you able to even walk after that?!

I'm only able to walk because of that! And the visual aid of some streetwalker with a badunkadunkdunk helps! Thank God for YouTube! -- RR

 

[Brent]

It is all I got

 

[Plecostomus]

Ouch. Are you able to even walk after that?!

I'm only able to walk because of that! And the visual aid of some streetwalker with a badunkadunkdunk helps! Thank God for YouTube! -- RR

...a what?

 

[Red Ranger]

I'm only able to walk because of that! And the visual aid of some streetwalker with a badunkadunkdunk helps! Thank God for YouTube! -- RR

...a what?

You've been married too long, Plecostomus! -- RR

 

[Plecostomus]

...a what?

You've been married too long, Plecostomus! -- RR

Hah. I figured it out. Had no idea that was the phonetic spelling.

 

[Red Ranger]

You've been married too long, Plecostomus! -- RR

Hah. I figured it out. Had no idea that was the phonetic spelling.

I probably f**ked up the phonetic spelling! But then again, I've seen it spelled Ba-Donk-a-Donk-Donk, among other variations! Apologies to Missy Elliott! Y'know, if we keep this up, someone here's going to tell us to get a room! -- RR

 

[Plecostomus]

Hah. I figured it out. Had no idea that was the phonetic spelling.

I probably f**ked up the phonetic spelling! But then again, I've seen it spelled Ba-Donk-a-Donk-Donk, among other variations! Apologies to Missy Elliott! Y'know, if we keep this up, someone here's going to tell us to get a room! -- RR

Well the wife WILL be in the hospital next week for testing what say we *shotgun blast* never mind *runs like hell*

 

[Red Ranger]

I probably f**ked up the phonetic spelling! But then again, I've seen it spelled Ba-Donk-a-Donk-Donk, among other variations! Apologies to Missy Elliott! Y'know, if we keep this up, someone here's going to tell us to get a room! -- RR

Well the wife WILL be in the hospital next week for testing what say we *shotgun blast* never mind *runs like hell*

Don't tempt me! Actually, I have a date with a Ba-Dunk-A-Dunk-Dunk on YouTube named Bootylicious! Or is that YouPorn? -- RR

 

[Plecostomus]

Creepy-est thread EVAR!!!1!

 

[Red Ranger]

Creepy-est thread EVAR!!!1!

You started it! Kind of like The Cable Guy! -- RR

 

[Red Ranger]

I have an ex-girlfriend who loves lesbian porn but refuses to admit that she's bi.

Enjoying lesbian porn doesn't mean a woman is bisexual.

Could you please explain that? Thinking of myself, if I liked gay porn (which I don't), how could I not consider myself to be at least bi-curious? I really don't understand the reasoning behind your opinion.

I enjoy lesbian porn, too, but I'm a heterosexual male. Does that also make me bisexual? Hmmm! -- RR

 

[Plecostomus]

Creepy-est thread EVAR!!!1!

You started it! Kind of like The Cable Guy! -- RR

I've got nothing better to do, all the "good" sites are blocked here and I'm already way ahead of everyone. Only reason I agreed to this is I don't have enough worthless certifications.

At the conclusion of this... farce... I will be a certified Google Sketchup expert. That's kind of like being a certified bicycle-tire changer or a master catfish sorter.

 

[Plecostomus]

Enjoying lesbian porn doesn't mean a woman is bisexual.

Could you please explain that? Thinking of myself, if I liked gay porn (which I don't), how could I not consider myself to be at least bi-curious? I really don't understand the reasoning behind your opinion.

I enjoy lesbian porn, too, but I'm a heterosexual male. Does that also make me bisexual? Hmmm! -- RR

Wait, you aren't already? DAMN YOU for leading me on for a page-worth of posts!

 

[Red Ranger]

Could you please explain that? Thinking of myself, if I liked gay porn (which I don't), how could I not consider myself to be at least bi-curious? I really don't understand the reasoning behind your opinion.

I enjoy lesbian porn, too, but I'm a heterosexual male. Does that also make me bisexual? Hmmm! -- RR

Wait, you aren't already? DAMN YOU for leading me on for a page-worth of posts!

It's what I do! BTW, Google Sketchup Expert? I have no freaking clue what that is, but in any event, I thought you had an important job! Who's leading who on? I thought you could be my sugar daddy! -- RR

 

[Plecostomus]

I'm an unemployed bum with a cancer-ridden wife who wastes hours online taking classes in the vain hope that I will reach critical mass and become totally indispensable to my next employer.

How YOU do'n?

 

[Red Ranger]

I'm an unemployed bum with a cancer-ridden wife who wastes hours online taking classes in the vain hope that I will reach critical mass and become totally indispensable to my next employer.

How YOU do'n?

That's it. I'm leaving you! -- RR

 

[Plecostomus]

I'm an unemployed bum with a cancer-ridden wife who wastes hours online taking classes in the vain hope that I will reach critical mass and become totally indispensable to my next employer.

How YOU do'n?

That's it. I'm leaving you! -- RR

Fine, be that way. Oh and get your stuff out of my apartment before I ebay it.

 

[Red Ranger]

I'm an unemployed bum with a cancer-ridden wife who wastes hours online taking classes in the vain hope that I will reach critical mass and become totally indispensable to my next employer.

How YOU do'n?

That's it. I'm leaving you! -- RR

Fine, be that way. Oh and get your stuff out of my apartment before I ebay it.

I already ebayed your stuff! Nyah! -- RR

 

[Plecostomus]

That's it. I'm leaving you! -- RR

Fine, be that way. Oh and get your stuff out of my apartment before I ebay it.

I already ebayed your stuff! Nyah! -- RR

I used the money from selling YOUR stuff to get my stuff back. *nod*