Masturbation

[ShamelessMcBundy]

A thread about jacking off? That time of the year, already?

 

[Gepard]

A thread about jacking off? That time of the year, already?

And the females don't even come into heat until spring.

 

[DonIago]

^Another reason to be glad I'm gay.

 

[RAMA]

A thread about jacking off? That time of the year, already?

And the females don't even come into heat until spring.

Where do you live? Equatorial island of Celibacy?

RAMA

 

[RoJoHen]

The stats say that most men do it everyday.

They do? Most men's organs would be utterly worn out if they masturbated everyday (hormonal teenage boys aside).

What the hell kind of violent masturbating do you do that wears out your penis?

 

[tharpdevenport]

The stats say that most men do it everyday.

They do? Most men's organs would be utterly worn out if they masturbated everyday (hormonal teenage boys aside).

What the hell kind of violent masturbating do you do that wears out your penis?

Maybe that kind that involved Indian Burns and stitches.

 

[Sheep]

The stats say that most men do it everyday.

They do? Most men's organs would be utterly worn out if they masturbated everyday (hormonal teenage boys aside).

What the hell kind of violent masturbating do you do that wears out your penis?

People can make their hands red and raw from washing them too much. You don't think that masturbating very frequently can produce the same effects?

 

[TorontoTrekker]

The stats say that most men do it everyday.

They do? Most men's organs would be utterly worn out if they masturbated everyday (hormonal teenage boys aside).

Really? (checks himself out proudly) It's good to be exceptional.

Count me as another one who's wondering why Sheep is so fragile.

 

[Kryton]

You're just a wooly bully!

 

[Balrog]

The stats say that most men do it everyday.

They do? Most men's organs would be utterly worn out if they masturbated everyday (hormonal teenage boys aside).

What the hell kind of violent masturbating do you do that wears out your penis?

Sounds like someone grabbed the Vick's Vapor Rub thinking it was Vaseline...

 

[RoJoHen]

They do? Most men's organs would be utterly worn out if they masturbated everyday (hormonal teenage boys aside).

What the hell kind of violent masturbating do you do that wears out your penis?

People can make their hands red and raw from washing them too much.

Once a day?!

 

[TorontoTrekker]

They do? Most men's organs would be utterly worn out if they masturbated everyday (hormonal teenage boys aside).

What the hell kind of violent masturbating do you do that wears out your penis?

Sounds like someone grabbed the Vick's Vapor Rub thinking it was Vaseline...

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

Yeah, that would explain it all right...

 

[RoJoHen]

That, or Icy Hot.

 

[sidious618]

People can make their hands red and raw from washing them too much. You don't think that masturbating very frequently can produce the same effects?

Very true. If you wash your hands twenty times a day you'll get chapped hands.

Who masturbates twenty times a day?

(It's rhetorical!)

 

[RoJoHen]

Plus, you get chapped hands from sticking your hands in water. It's not from the friction.

 

[sidious618]

Plus, you get chapped hands from sticking your hands in water. It's not from the friction.

True, too. I guess if you masturbate in the shower it could be a problem.

 

[JonathonWally]

They do? Most men's organs would be utterly worn out if they masturbated everyday (hormonal teenage boys aside).

What the hell kind of violent masturbating do you do that wears out your penis?

People can make their hands red and raw from washing them too much. You don't think that masturbating very frequently can produce the same effects?

If you have this problem I'd suggest some KY

 

[msbae]

What I am really concerned about is you people that went blind. What did that take?

That's just a myth.

 

[RoJoHen]

What I am really concerned about is you people that went blind. What did that take?

That's just a myth.

As I'm sure everyone here already knew.

 

[Mooch]

People can make their hands red and raw from washing them too much. You don't think that masturbating very frequently can produce the same effects?

Very true. If you wash your hands twenty times a day you'll get chapped hands.

Who masturbates twenty times a day?

(It's rhetorical!)

Even washing your hands 20 times a day wouldn't make them "raw". That's only once an hour or so. That's why then invented hand lotion.