Movie Caption Contest #71: Horse Power

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK(Whispering): Let me do the talking and ixnay on the eedway.

 

[Candlelight]

"Mind if I drive? I know a nice little quary up ahead"

 

[cooleddie74]

GILLIAN:"Quick!!

Eat the dime bag!! He's coming!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"I certainly hope that was THE HORSE, Captain.

Revolting."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Do you know you've been driving for three miles with a homeless man on your front bumper?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Don't say a word.

Spock hid the eight-ball in his ass. And not even Doctor McCoy will look there."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "That goddamn stupid reboot, why ... if that dumb looking cop was here I would ..... he's standing right behind me, isn't he?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Antonia would never go down on me. Until now. <kicks horse, gallops off>"

 

[Triskelion]

Is that...banjo music?

Guess I should have waited til he passed to dump the tobacco juice spit can.
Illogical, Captain.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I miss my donkey."

PICARD:"I'm not EVEN going to ask."

GILLIAN:"Are you two in trouble or something?"

KIRK:"Be cool and act casual. Spock and I are smuggling illegal bell bottom slacks from the future."

 

[Candlelight]

"I maaaaaaaaaaaay have called him a double dumb ass, yes"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Kirk:"Does that guy's partner look familiar to you?"

 

[DBR]

Lady: Why are dressed like that?
Kirk: Ixnay on the osstumecay
Lady: I was talking to you.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "If this is heaven, then I shouldn't have to piss twenty times a day."

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: You know, what we could really use are some riding chaps.
Kirk: And there it is.

 

[Shatmandu]

Shatner: "My vest is so tight, I cannot control my bowels."

 

[scottydog]

Shatner: "My vest is so tight, I cannot control my bowels."

Picard: "At least McCoy treated you for girdleburn."