Movie Caption Contest #71: Horse Power

[tharpdevenport]

Gillian: "Did he just stop to eat a carrot mid-sentance while I was speaking to him?
Crunch, crunch, crunch.
Spock: "Eating a carrot during a conversation is most illogical, Jim."

 

[Maurice]

Gillian: "...and then back in the sixties my father flew an F4 into the high atmosphere where he claims he was abducted by a strange spacecraft"

SPOCK: Incorrect, it was a Lockheed F-104 Starfighter.
GILLIAN: You're right... Wait! How did you know that?
KIRK: Fuck...

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: My friend and I are looking for <cough> blowjob <cough> directions.

 

[jgdst]

Shatner: See, the way this Bangbus thing works is you come with us for a drive and eventually we'll film us having some of the sex... You're into it, I can tell.

Shatner: Wait a minute... WE were supposed to kick HER out of the van and drive off. Son of a...
Picard: I'M FROM THE FUTURE!

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Even if this isn't real, you should still wear pants while riding."
Kirk: "Hmmm ..."

Gillian, thinking: "Pink shirt. San Francisco. On a walk with an old pervert. This guy is a giant homo."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Wait a minute. You mean that annoying punk kid Vomit Spock neck pinched in San Francisco directed a Muppet movie? And it was better than Star Trek V?"

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "I wish more women drove without pants."

Kirk: "All this overgrown bush reminds me of something from years ago but I just can't put my finger on it."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Trust me, the extra hundred for my friend will be worth it. He will double your pleasure (winks)

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Got milk?"

SPOCK:"I'll say she does."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Are you going to show me where you buried those bodies...or is this just one long, agonizing Spock Tease?"

 

[Candlelight]

"But does it really suit me? Spock can pull it off really well"

"Aw, I ordered a Pepsi... ok, I'll come back with you"

 

[Candlelight]

"Stupid Nexus, I said we wish we were hung like a horse!"

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"What's wrong?"

KIRK:"I think I got the imaginary Antonia pregnant."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Looking for a good time travel, baby?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "This Nexus of yours; very clever. Now if it'd only take my wrinkled dollar bill."

 

[Alrik]

Gillian:"This one time........at band camp......."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TAYLOR: Your ideas about the future intrigue me and I'd like to sign up for your newsletter.

 

[Ward Fowler]

KIRK: For five bucks I'll let you pet my tranny.

 

[Ward Fowler]

KIRK: Don't lecture me. I was fucking horses when your grandfather was in diapers.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I hate to be a bother, but could we swing by the Castro District on our way to Golden Gate Park? We left a friend of ours there; name's Sulu."