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Stuck in an elevator with a MISC poster...
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I'm going to say me.
Not from a surfeit of pride, but because it just f*ing happened to me.
I got in and the doors closed kind of funny, reopened, and then closed again. Between the 4th and 5th (my destination) floors it shuddered to a stop.
20 minutes later, I was free. I did have my cell phone so I was able to keep my phone appointment, though.
I blame you Officer for starting the thread and putting that into the universe.
Not from a surfeit of pride, but because it just f*ing happened to me.
I got in and the doors closed kind of funny, reopened, and then closed again. Between the 4th and 5th (my destination) floors it shuddered to a stop.
20 minutes later, I was free. I did have my cell phone so I was able to keep my phone appointment, though.
I blame you Officer for starting the thread and putting that into the universe.
^ So, in the context of this thread, you were stuck with your dual. 
I know exactly who they are. They're all the people from which I can get the attention and approval I never got from my parents.
See?
Philo, the purpose is becoming clear now!
Admit it, you don't know who in hell half those names are!
I know exactly who they are. They're all the people from which I can get the attention and approval I never got from my parents.
*shakes head*^ Like I said, "SUCKERS"!
So mean. So very, very mean.
Time for some Canuckodefenestratomania, I think! BWAHAHAHA!
See?
you're entirely too good looking and i hate your dress sense. you're not getting approval from me. 
I blame you Officer for starting the thread and putting that into the universe.
You're kidding me!
So sorry! If I see doors re-opening after they've just closed, I take that as an invitation to get the hell out, before it really decides to show me what malfunctioning means. I also don't step in if the floor of the elevator is not perfectly aligned with the ground... You got your warning, and decided to stick it out.
I'm sorry you didn't have anybody to keep you company!
I blame you Officer for starting the thread and putting that into the universe.
You're kidding me!
So sorry! If I see doors re-opening after they've just closed, I take that as an invitation to get the hell out, before it really decides to show me what malfunctioning means. I also don't step in if the floor of the elevator is not perfectly aligned with the ground... You got your warning, and decided to stick it out.
No lie.
I just thought that someone had pushed the button and caught the elevator.At least it was a relatively short time, I didn't have to resort to cannibalism. I would have liked to have someone more entertaining to keep me company. Although in a perfect world, I'd have had something to contribute to your "hot moment" thread.
Damn. I'll try to put the company part out there in the universe as well, since the elevator thing worked so well... You didn't say who you wanted though, so how can I be expected to complete the job?!
The right answer would be my wife, but if we're talking perfect world - the University of Southern California Cheerleaders. Something about the sweaters, skirts and boots. 
Everyone wants to take a dozen people. Are you all trying to get yourselves killed!
I'd settle for two or three of the cheerleaders, I'm not greedy.
I'd settle for two or three of the cheerleaders, I'm not greedy.
Didn't know they posted here.
I'd settle for two or three of the cheerleaders, I'm not greedy.
Didn't know they posted here.
How do you know they don't?
I misread this the first time through. Although it would be really unstable if I got stuck in the elevator again and the person I said I wanted to be stuck with beamed in.
Well, we know which one it is in that elevator, J. Edgar Philo.And just for the record, I meant any one of those people, not all of them at once. There is no universe that could contain such insanity in a small space. I'm suddenly reminded of the statistic that 1 in 40 men wears women's clothes. I'm just sayin', is all.
It's called revolution when the middle class teams up with the lower class to get rid of the upper class in order to become the new upper class.Exactly. Which is why non-moderator Admirals need to band with rabble-rousing lower-ranked users like myself against the smug, smarmy, shoe-loving, grape-avving, IDIC-adhering moderators of Miscellaneous.
That would mean lowering ourselves to communicate with you lower rank types and then sharing our power.
That's "trekkiedane"
you're entirely too good looking and i hate your dress sense. you're not getting approval from me.
Excellent. My parents were too nice to me. I need more of that abusive shit. Well, we know which one it is in that elevator, J. Edgar Philo.
Well, that does it. I guess it's time to break out that shirtless picture that Hermiod despises where I'm holding up the dress, contemplatively.
That's "trekkiedane"
Well, pardon me! I went for correct capitalization where I couldn't remember.
Sorry, Guartho. You weren't remembered, but you'll never be forgotten. Or something.
Anyone who is hot.
Or anyone who can fix an elevator.
Or anyone who is hot AND can fix an elevator.
Or maybe anyone who is hot, can fix an elevator but chooses not to temporarily for reasons my imagination is running away with.
Or anyone who can fix an elevator.
Or anyone who is hot AND can fix an elevator.
Or maybe anyone who is hot, can fix an elevator but chooses not to temporarily for reasons my imagination is running away with.
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