Stuck in an elevator with a MISC poster...

[Elmo Dukat]

If you had to be stuck in an elevator with a MISC poster, who would it be?

Let's see, if not SPOCKED, then I'm torn. Let's see --- I think I would have to go with someone who could entertain me with stories or jokes for a long period of time. So I think I'm torn between RJ and blablover, I'm not sure

Take the grape.

Then I'll trap Holdfast and I'll slowly drive him mad by shreading pieces of chanel and other wardrobe staples of his.

Once they're dead we'll rule MISC!

Uh-oh....I'm sensing another Misc war coming on. It's been a while since the last one, hasn't it? It's time.

 

[Hermiod]

Uh-oh....I'm sensing another Misc war coming on. It's been a while since the last one, hasn't it? It's time.

The Admirals' authority is total.

 

[Electric Coleslaw]

I would say blab, but I think only one of us would end up walking out of the elevator.

Cayla, if there was a bottle of booze in the elevator.

Holdfast, just for the fashion tips.

I think I'll go with Cayla.

 

[Bears Discover Fire]

You don't want to be stuck in an elevator with me. Trust me on this one.

You eat a lot of beans, huh?

They're good for the heart.

 

[Elmo Dukat]

Uh-oh....I'm sensing another Misc war coming on. It's been a while since the last one, hasn't it? It's time.

The Admirals' authority is total.

Exactly. Which is why non-moderator Admirals need to band with rabble-rousing lower-ranked users like myself against the smug, smarmy, shoe-loving, grape-avving, IDIC-adhering moderators of Miscellaneous.

 

[Hermiod]

Exactly. Which is why non-moderator Admirals need to band with rabble-rousing lower-ranked users like myself against the smug, smarmy, shoe-loving, grape-avving, IDIC-adhering moderators of Miscellaneous.

That would mean lowering ourselves to communicate with you lower rank types and then sharing our power.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

...against the smug, smarmy, shoe-loving, grape-avving, IDIC-adhering moderators of Miscellaneous.

Dare I ask which one I am?

 

[Elmo Dukat]

Exactly. Which is why non-moderator Admirals need to band with rabble-rousing lower-ranked users like myself against the smug, smarmy, shoe-loving, grape-avving, IDIC-adhering moderators of Miscellaneous.

That would mean lowering ourselves to communicate with you lower rank types and then sharing our power.

Ah yes, but by being benevolent spammers, you win *more* than power...you win our hearts and minds

...against the smug, smarmy, shoe-loving, grape-avving, IDIC-adhering moderators of Miscellaneous.

Dare I ask which one I am?

Oh, I forgot "puck-slamming"

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

...against the smug, smarmy, shoe-loving, grape-avving, IDIC-adhering moderators of Miscellaneous.

Dare I ask which one I am?

Oh, I forgot "puck-slamming"

Nice recovery, because the only two valid choices I saw left were smug and smarmy.

 

[blablover5]

Uh-oh....I'm sensing another Misc war coming on. It's been a while since the last one, hasn't it? It's time.

The Admirals' authority is total.

Too bad you're not really an admiral anymore.

Me either.

We're lounge wraiths, out to patrol the dark hidden corridors of the BBS and take out any unwanted riff raff.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I'm adding Locutus of Bored to my list. He'd be sensible if there was any sort of emergency situation, he'd keep us laughing the whole time we were trapped, and I can easily think of a hundred things I'd want to ask him about or discuss with him. He'd probably be quickly motivated into finding a way out of the elevator ...

I'd just freak out and accuse you of being pregnant, because there's always a pregnant lady who goes into labor in the elevator if it gets stuck. That's the rules.

Just like nothing good ever happens in a parking garage.

If an elevator ever opened onto a parking garage after being stuck, you can bet that the newborn would pop up out of the backseat of your car and try to strangle you with the umbilical cord when you least expect it.





And after about four hours of me spouting random thoughts like that, you'll have regretted your decision about me being stuck in the elevator with you.

 

[Hermiod]

Too bad you're not really an admiral anymore.

Me either.

We're lounge wraiths, out to patrol the dark hidden corridors of the BBS and take out any unwanted riff raff.

I prefer to think of us as lounge spies, sent to keep an eye on those nefarious Veeces.

 

[blablover5]

I think Wraith is way cooler, plus you can only kill me with silver.

 

[Chaos Descending]

Either the really hot one, or the really dumb one.

 

[Hermiod]

I think Wraith is way cooler, plus you can only kill me with silver.

We'll see about that!

Though, we could haunt all the posters stuck in elevators.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

For me, JonathanWally. He's the only one here that I'd trust to be cool headed in that situation.

I have this inexplicable feeling that if I were stuck in an elevator with JonathanWally, five minutes later I'd be relaxing in a lounge surrounded by beautiful women knowing all the problems in my life had been solved.

I don't know why.

 

[Garak]

Being an EMT JonathonWally would be able to revive me in case I panicked using mouth to mouth, so he's my pick.

If I was single, An Officer.

 

[blablover5]

I think Wraith is way cooler, plus you can only kill me with silver.

We'll see about that!

Though, we could haunt all the posters stuck in elevators.

Give them false hope by making lots of noises that it could move and just when they've had about enough scare the piss out of them.

 

[Hermiod]

I think Wraith is way cooler, plus you can only kill me with silver.

We'll see about that!

Though, we could haunt all the posters stuck in elevators.

Give them false hope by making lots of noises that it could move and just when they've had about enough scare the piss out of them.

Or make it sound like the cable is about to snap.

 

[Elmo Dukat]

I think Wraith is way cooler, plus you can only kill me with silver.

We'll see about that!

Though, we could haunt all the posters stuck in elevators.

Like shooting fish in a barrel. Or perhaps we could round up the oppressed elevator-stuck and use their irritation as a weapon against the nefarious mods.