Slightly OT: DeCandido for Senate!

[Greg Cox]

^ Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?

I'm an editor. Therefore, no.

 

[Trent Roman]

Public transit? He'll be a senator. Don't they all get limos with their own mini-bars and underaged senatorial pages?

Fictitiously yours, Trent Roman

 

[William Leisner]

^ Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?

I'm an editor. Therefore, no.

Touche.

 

[Sci]

Public transit? He'll be a senator. Don't they all get limos with their own mini-bars and underaged senatorial pages?

Fictitiously yours, Trent Roman

Senators don't get their own pages. There are Senate pages, but they literally work for the Senate itself -- i.e., the Senate secretary and his clerks.

Senators get their own interns. It's Representatives who get their own personal pages.

 

[Trent Roman]

Except during the Senate/House swing parties, of course.

Fictitiously yours, Trent Roman

 

[Lorraine Anderson]

To paraphrase Tom Lehrer: At last, a senator who can really sing and dance!

 

[Sci]

Except during the Senate/House swing parties, of course.

Fictitiously yours, Trent Roman

Eh. I've seen the Senate pages. They're kids from local high schools who are still wearing their braces and whose voices haven't broken yet.

Those Senate intern girls I worked with, though? Frickin' hot college girls who could drink you under the table.

 

[KRAD]

To paraphrase Tom Lehrer: At last, a senator who can really sing and dance!

For very very low values of "really," sure...