Well, slap my ass and call me Mindy.
The Rams were up 17-7 in the third quarter today, at home, against 2-11 Seattle.
Guess what happened.
Go ahead. Guess.
That's right. The Rams fucking choked like a first-time porn star. I swear they even gave Seneca Wallace,
goddamned Seneca Wallace!! the doe eyes while doing it.
Jim Haslett, you Ian Ziering looking dumbshit, let me introduce you to Steven Jackson. You know, the guy who had 80+ yards in the first half and then spent the second half selling bags of peanuts and foam fingers in the stands?? RUN THE BALL, you ignorant fuck.
The defense, after playing hard to get in the first half, decided to give it up like Paris fucking Hilton on Ecstacy in the second. What are you people doing out there? Jesus, Mary, and Joseph some of those guys couldn't make the first team at the St. Louis School for the Blind, Deaf, and Incontinent. I've seen anorexic skydivers make more impact than our front four. Fucking stupid whores!!!!
Oh yeah and Richie Incognito, you fucking waste, how many more goddamned penalties are you going to commit in crucial situations?
You suck ass, and not in that hot lesbian porn kinda way. When the Rams finally get enough sense to spit you out I hope you end up pushing a fucking shopping cart down the street with a tin foil hat and a sandwich board proclaiming the End of the World. A dollar to clean my windshield with a newspaper and a stolen bottle of windex, you say? NO FUCKING THANKS.