Cynicism - Fellow cynics unite.

[blaXXer]

You're just pissed I'm making money off that idea.

 

[Goliath]

You're only doing it for the money.

 

[blaXXer]

So what? You'd do it, too. If, that is, IF, you had the chance. Now you're just jealous.

 

[Elmo Dukat]

There's no such things as absolutes.

Am I the only one cynical enough to see the problem with statements like this?

Bunch of posers. I was cynical before blaXXer made it trendy.

Pssht. I'm so cynical I can write ironic absolute statements about the pointlessness of absolutism with a straight face.

And that's right, blaXXer wants to unite the cynics, probably to get them in one place so he can schill his unabashed, idealistic hope for the future.

 

[Goliath]

Pssht. I'm so cynical I can write ironic absolute statements about the pointlessness of absolutism with a straight face.

I think you're even more cynical than that.

I think you're only pretending to be ironic, in a cynical effort to cover up your previous earnestness.

And that's right, blaXXer wants to unite the cynics, probably to get them in one place so he can schill his unabashed, idealistic hope for the future.

I agree.

I don't trust anyone who says he's only in it for the money.

 

[Elmo Dukat]

Pssht. I'm so cynical I can write ironic absolute statements about the pointlessness of absolutism with a straight face.

I think you're even more cynical than that.

I think you're only pretending to be ironic, in a cynical effort to cover up your previous earnestness.

Aren't we all pretending? I distrust the cynical community.

And that's right, blaXXer wants to unite the cynics, probably to get them in one place so he can schill his unabashed, idealistic hope for the future.

I agree.

I don't trust anyone who says he's only in it for the money.

So you're saying you're waiting for a Communist Utopia?

 

[Goliath]

Aren't we all pretending? I distrust the cynical community.

Of course. I just don't trust anyone who's open about their pretenses. They're generally just trying to cover up their sincerity.

I don't trust anyone who says he's only in it for the money.

So you're saying you're waiting for a Communist Utopia?

Not at all.

But when someone says, "I'm only doing this for the money," it makes me wonder what they're planning to spend it on.

 

[Goliath]

Heh. Check this out. I think I actually shocked someone with my cynicism.

You've been a bad influence, blaXXer.

And by 'bad,' I mean 'good.'

 

[Elmo Dukat]

^Are we competing now? I knew this would happen.

 

[ITL]

Heh. Check this out. I think I actually shocked someone with my cynicism.

All I see is someone crying out for validation they'll never get from fellow cynics...

Why did I say that? I don't trust my motives....back to apathy for me, I guess. If I can be bothered.

 

[Goliath]

^Are we competing now? I knew this would happen.

Of course.

You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

 

[Goliath]

Why did I say that?

Envy, clearly.

 

[ITL]

Why did I say that?

Envy, clearly.

You're just jealous of my envy.

 

[Elmo Dukat]

Why did I say that?

Envy, clearly.

You're just jealous of my envy.

These popularity threads always boil down to blatant competition. Have we determined the Alpha Cynic yet, hmmmmm??????

 

[Goliath]

Envy, clearly.

You're just jealous of my envy.

These popularity threads always boil down to blatant competition. Have we determined the Alpha Cynic yet, hmmmmm??????

...said Dukat, in a blatant bid for alpha-cynic status.

 

[Elmo Dukat]

You're just jealous of my envy.

These popularity threads always boil down to blatant competition. Have we determined the Alpha Cynic yet, hmmmmm??????

...said Dukat, in a blatant bid for alpha-cynic status.

My very username, Elmo Dukat, is ironic. Sooo.....

 

[Goliath]

These popularity threads always boil down to blatant competition. Have we determined the Alpha Cynic yet, hmmmmm??????

...said Dukat, in a blatant bid for alpha-cynic status.

My very username, Elmo Dukat, is ironic. Sooo.....

I remember irony. That was trendy back in the 90s, wasn't it?

 

[RJDiogenes]

I'm an Idealistic Cynic. My glass may be half empty, but the Iced Tea is tasty.

 

[blaXXer]

Heh. Check this out. I think I actually shocked someone with my cynicism.

You've been a bad influence, blaXXer.

And by 'bad,' I mean 'good.'

I know I'm awesome. Meaning, you'Re not. Yes I'm not only cynic I'm also narcisstic.

I'm an Idealistic Cynic. My glass may be half empty, but the Iced Tea is tasty.

Oh get outta here ya pretender.

 

[Capn Flukie]

I'm an Idealistic Cynic. My glass may be half empty, but the Iced Tea is tasty.

Oh yeah, my glass is half empty too but it's half filled with WIN!

And by WIN I mean FAIL.