*crushes on Officer* 
Trekbbs crushes
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Amaris
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That's right!
J. Allen, I've had a thing for you since before I even knew you. I'm like Wyatt Miller and you're that Tarellian broad with the disease.
You just know all the right things to say.
J.
^ A gentleman would never refuse a lady...
checks pants
Nope, junk's still there. Not a lady yet. Guess I gotta squeeze that procedure in sometime after The Day the Earth Stood Still tonight and the gym in the morning, huh?
Ah. Slight complication.
Have you told him nobody's perfect?
Have you told him nobody's perfect?
Ah. Slight complication.
Have you told him nobody's perfect?
It would very much put the kibosh on any sort of flame I may still hold if those boy parts were to be removed. I think they are needed for the kind of fun we both like to have.
*crushes on Officer*
[De Niro - Analyse That] You....you.......you're good....you're good! [/De Niro]
Your crush may even enjoy it...
I have a feeling he will. Alas, nothing will come of it since he is an upstanding, honorable gent.
Then it sure as hell ain't me!
I dread to think what kind of results we might get if we applied that test to all the regulars...
The beauty and escapism of the internet... you can imagine her to be anything you want.
The beauty and escapism of the internet... you can imagine her to be anything you want.
Exactly.
Your crush may even enjoy it...
I have a feeling he will. Alas, nothing will come of it since he is an upstanding, honorable gent.
Then it sure as hell ain't me!
Oh hush, you. You are a unique person all to yourself. And you are honorable and upstanding. And a gent, from what I remember.
I think you and I and one other nameless poster had the same crush on the same individual IIRC.
But that makes me think. Is crush the right word? For me I dunno. I think 'Lusting after to Varying Degrees' would be a better description. In that case there have been a few. Some still post here, some have moved on. My range of lust would go from 'I would love to know that person in real life and converse with them' all the ways to 'What I want to do cant even be shown on a hotel pay per-view channel'.
As for being lusted after...well there was one where it was mutual, but time and distance never melded until that poster dropped off the board. Another, it is quite flattering and flirting aint a crime, now is it?
Yes, i am, aren't i?I have a feeling he will. Alas, nothing will come of it since he is an upstanding, honorable gent.
Then it sure as hell ain't me!
Oh hush, you. You are a unique person all to yourself.
I ... am? OK.
Guess there have been a couple of women I've been fond of and could have fallen for if the circumstances were different. Not full on crushes, but perhaps they could be called embryonic crushes.
doubleohfive
Fleet Admiral
So, in other words, tsq needs to be wary of bald, goatee'd dudes whenever you're on vacation in New York. Got it. Next!
I dread to think what kind of results we might get if we applied that test to all the regulars...
My sister had me look at those when she was studying for her degree. She seemed really disappointed when all I saw were butterflies...
I don't think those tests could possibly be valid anymore, everybody knows they're not supposed to see genitalia and thieves in the night... they're going to say they saw flowers and baby fawns... 
I don't think those tests could possibly be valid anymore, everybody knows they're not supposed to see genitalia and thieves in the night... they're going to say they saw flowers and baby fawns...
True.
