I had a crush on myself. Then, I stood myself up. I'm all the same.
Not likely. I was honest about one of mine but most would be embarrassed to admit the truth. But I am one of those rare animals that doesn't give a crap what other people think. I have always done what ever I wanted despite the social consequences. (And in truth, my remark was a humorous attempt at making some people feel better. But once again my humor was lost in the translation. Dry wit just doesn't work on the net. You need the deadpan delivery and the proper tone of voice for it to work.)
I love you Squiggy, but not in the way you'd like me to.I've searched this thread and can't find one mention of me. I'm horribly offended.![]()
And in truth, my remark was a humorous attempt at making some people feel better. But once again my humor was lost in the translation. Dry wit just doesn't work on the net. You need the deadpan delivery and the proper tone of voice for it to work.
Do we have to have this conversation again?I've searched this thread and can't find one mention of me. I'm horribly offended.![]()
I do have one, though considering what a prolific member I'm not, I'm surely he's probably barely noticed my presence on the board (if at all).
It's not safe to be the object of anyone's crush around here, what with that creepy drooling smilie. Damn creepy, that is.
Just one, I think. It's been a long time.
Just one, I think. It's been a long time.
It's me, isn't it? It's that incredible brain of mine, just draws people to me. That and my enormous trust fund.
Your crush may even enjoy it...![]()
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