DS9 Caption That # "Welcome Back, Kotter"

[Judas Ascendant]

The new round's pics

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[Alrik]

Welcome to the island mon. You want to buy some smoke?

I must....I must....I must improve my bust.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Dave's not here, man...

Nope, the Trill telekinesis trick still isn't working...

I surrender all...

 

[scottydog]

The stereotype is all wrong. I'm only this big.

You'd think someone with nice jugs could actually juggle.

The Orb of You're-Under-Arrest.

 

[Plomeek Broth]

Guess who I voted for?

What?!? You're not used to balls flying at your face?

Back when I was in the Resistance blah blah blah...

 

[Captain Zog]

Starfleet doesn't cut hair, but if we did, they'd be the best damn haircuts in the galaxy.

Sisko: Dax, get your hand off my ball!

Kira: You know, Bajoran tantric masturbation really isn't as good as Shakaar makes out.

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Lt. Illia: OK, Paul. What are you hiding behind your hands?

 

[Navaros]

'You want a job on this show even though you have no acting skills whatsoever. This is not justice. However, on this, my son's birthday, I can refuse no request. One day - and this day may never come - I may ask you for a small favor as repayment for the generosity I have shown you this day."

Terry Farrell: "Thank you, Godfather Brooks."

"Nana Visitor: this is the style police. You are under arrest for having a hideous, maculine haircut!"

 

[JoeD80]

That's a spicy meatball!

 

[Nebusj]

``It's the smallest violin in the Gamma Quadrant and it's playing just for the Dominion!''

``Dax, that is not how you properly scramble an egg!''

Why, it's the Orb of Refreshing Table Electric Fans.

``I hate having to watch for starships going faster than the warp five speed limit.''

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Sisko: "Hey, Dax! Come check out this awesome amoeba I just caught!"

Sisko was never a big fan of "Catch the Symbiont".

Nobody had the heart to tell the Bajorans that they worshipped the wheel from a "Wheel of Fortune" home game.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

``It's the smallest violin in the Gamma Quadrant and it's playing just for the Dominion!''

Excellent!

 

[Triskelion]

- I guess they were wrong, Dax - you can pick your friend's nose.
- Bon appetit, Benjamin. Freak.

Let's have it back Dax. I can't go out there with my pants unstuffed. Dukat will laugh at me.

Sigh. I don't think this is enhancing my armpit hair growth like the box said.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sisko: "Um, Major, you have a little Odo between your teeth."

Sisko: "Okay Lieutenant, let's see you bend it like Beckham!"

If you stand in front of the Orb of Time long enough, your boobs firm up.

"Aw man, if you're going to play with it, at least do it in the privacy of your own room."

"The little Captain needs a little special time."

 

[Rat Boy]

Sisko: "My secret gumbo ingredient? Flies."

*All spit*

Sisko: "Dammit, Dax. Now that floating ball from the Voyager Caption Contest is here! Get rid of it!"

Kira: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, whose boobs are the biggest of them all."

Mirror: "Seven of Nine. Oh, sorry, wrong show."

Law & Order: Criminal Intent's Goren & Eames' early years.

 

[Mistral]

Sisko: "This isn't my shit-eating grin-oh, wait, I already had my lunch. Yes, it is."

 

[Rat Boy]

The juggling act would've been better if Dax hadn't accidentally lodged a d'k tahg and a bat'leth in the ceiling.

 

[Kirby]

Nintendo's Wii Prayer was a big hit with the Bajorans.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SISKO:And this is my new XO Tinkerbell.

SISKO: Excellent eye hand coordination. Now lets move on to jumping jacks.

ROM: Are you sure she doesn't know about the camera brother?

 

[Cky]

Wait, who won the last round?

 

[Candlelight]

"...perfect"

It was the last time Dax bent over to pick up ANYTHING in front of the Captain.

Seconds later, Sisko bit her neck.

Kira: "I've been to Earth, I know where it is, and I'm gonna take us there"

Woman: "Even notice how your boobs are firming up?"
Man: "Boobs nothing, something else is getting solid over here"