It would be so...them. Perfection in their grasp, the chance to make history and they'll throw a win in there at the last possible moment. Goddamn motherfuckers. I hate them.
-nobody
Oh...my...GOD!
You know what the difference is between the Rams' Offense and a 400 lb. woman with head lice and a colostomy bag?
The 400 lb. woman with head lice and a colostomy bag still manages to SCORE ONCE IN A FUCKING WHILE!!!
I mean seriously, what the fucking fuck???
Another sloppy, listless, heads up their asses, who cares? performance by a bunch of slack-jawed dipshits who should be ashamed to cash their paychecks. At least TRY, YOU ASSHOLES! ACT LIKE YOU CARE that you're getting run up and down the field like a chess nerd on the flagpole at lunch.
I swear to All That Is Holy, Carrie had a better time at the fucking prom than I'm having this season watching you shit yourselves in public every goddamned week....
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We're 0-13!!! YES! We suck! You can't even argue our future looks bright, and the best bit? We can go 0-16. Everyone around Detroit is still chanting "Yes, we can." A look at our remaining schedule:
Indianapolis Colts (9-4) -- Luckily, this one is at the RCA Dome, meaning we finally can watch the Lions on the teevee! Yay!
New Orleans Saints (7-6) -- Honestly, Drew Brees could sit in the corner, jack off, and never line up behind center and he'd still break the passing yard record in this game. They'd also manage to score 28 points by having Reggie Bush do the electric shuffle.
Green Bay Packers (5-8) -- It's at Lambeau field, the last time the Lions won at Lambeau in December? Who the fuck knows? Not even ESPN cares because it's the Lions. Though, I can't wait to see the graphic they have for 0-16!
Eagles fans threw snowballs at drunk Santa in 1968 because their team was blowing a chance at a really high draft pick by WINNING the game. The Eagles finished 2-12 that year, after starting 0-11. Just wait - you'll pull off a win, pelt someone with snowballs, and be maligned for years!It would be so...them. Perfection in their grasp, the chance to make history and they'll throw a win in there at the last possible moment. Goddamn motherfuckers. I hate them.
-nobody
Green Bay Packers (5-8) -- It's at Lambeau field, the last time the Lions won at Lambeau in December? Who the fuck knows? Not even ESPN cares because it's the Lions. Though, I can't wait to see the graphic they have for 0-16!
Green Bay Packers (5-8) -- It's at Lambeau field, the last time the Lions won at Lambeau in December? Who the fuck knows? Not even ESPN cares because it's the Lions. Though, I can't wait to see the graphic they have for 0-16!
As a Texans fan, I can tell you how to beat Green Bay. You turn the ball over to them four times like the Texans did and they'll be so gratefull they'll let you have the game. Seriously, it worked for us.![]()
Has anyone else been watchign this Carolina/Tampa game tonight? Fun! THey were trading touchdowns until a bit ago when Carolina got TD's on back-to-back possessions.
Jags fan, huh? How do you feel about them signing Garard to that big contract? He seems to have been a disappointment this season, but maybe it hasn't been his fault.
EDIT- I take that back... Hillis is officially on IR.I guess he has a 2-3 inch tear in the hamstring muscle and they'r perdicting at least an 8 week recovery period. Like I said above, I hope when next season rolls around, we get to see him and Pittman as the premier backs.
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