Biological age 21, virtual age 6 (WTF?!!), life expectancy 89.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. This is because my grandparents all lived into their 80s and 90s and I don't drink, isn't it? That's it, I'm hitting the booze and going skydiving.
IN THAT ORDER.
Biological Age: 24
Virtual Age: -10.3
I'm a little puzzled by my virtual age, though.
But it's fun in that I like taking tests like this and filling out forms.
I was intrigued by how many factors this quiz thinks affects your life expectancy. I mean, if I went to a doctor the conversation would go "You weigh how much? Good God woman, you'll be dead tomorrow!" but this one was asking me was I happy (yes), do I enjoy my job (yes) do I drive a lot (no).
Ask me tomorrow which is the better way of thinking!
Biological age 21, virtual age 6 (WTF?!!), life expectancy 89.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. This is because my grandparents all lived into their 80s and 90s and I don't drink, isn't it? That's it, I'm hitting the booze and going skydiving.
IN THAT ORDER.
Rejoice, Goji, for by the time you reach 89, you will have realized your purpose in life.![]()
I just ate some greasy fries so I am going to die any minute.
Bring presents. I prefer cash (or whatever the money eqivalent will be in 2120).
What an eye opening test I had no idea diarrhea could shorten your lifespan!
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