Trekbbs crushes

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Don't they all in one way shape or form?

 

[DanCPA]

Whoa, this thread has run off the rails into a canyon....

not just a canyon... it's in the big one sitting in Arizona!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Whoa, this thread has run off the rails into a canyon....

not just a canyon... it's in the big one sitting in Arizona!

McCain campaign headquarters?

 

[DanCPA]

Whoa, this thread has run off the rails into a canyon....

not just a canyon... it's in the big one sitting in Arizona!

McCain campaign headquarters?

that's a no mans land... not a canyon

 

[Super Grover]

I don't think I have any romantic feelings for anyone here. I might have at one point but that ship sailed long ago.

 

[Hermiod]

Someone explain Hermy's problems then.

I'm not in to pain!

 

[Deckerd]

You mean envy. 'Cause I sure as heck don't have dibs on either of those two.

A man after my own pedantic heart. This could be my first crush...

 

[ria 75]

^ Right, familiarity breeding contempt and all that... if not quite contempt, you know what I mean... Like the Barry White song says: "You're too familiar, and I don't see you anymore..." It then becomes more about the personalities, when a certain length of acquiantence and a measure of desensitisation has set in.

No no, contempt is spot-on.

Liar.

I thought the TrekBBS diet would involve something like watching montages about Will Riker's life set to the tune of Don Henley's The Boys of Summer.

Those YouTube clips... they make me feel good about myself: some people have even more time to waste than me!

/injects blab with chickpea bushy dwarf virus.

(Don't know if it's deadly, it just sounded funny when I was looking for one on Wikipedia. )

The sad truth is that if blab and I combined our evil instead of using it against each other we could rule the world!

Why am I having a Dr. Evil flashback?

I'd stab you in the back as soon as you turned around and rule all by myself. MWHAHAHAHA!

Another fun virus is Tobaco Mosaic Virus. See what you can do with that.

This sounds like a poisonous snake name. More harmful than "chickpea bushy dwarf". I mean what the hell? Is it what you get from thorn scratches?

^I forgot to mention the part where it explodes if you take it anywhere near a magnet.

Oh please that would never work. I'd just fill you full of botulism and then sell tickets to everyone who wants to watch.

Good one!

Elmo Dukat had me at "hello, lets watch DS9.."

Awww!

For everyone who doesn't know, this is an old picture of me, Photoshopped by Gandalf ages ago, back when I was a tender n00b.

So you didn't wear Cardassian make-up at all? I was wondering about that.
GREAT pic at any rate. "Those eyes, those eyes!"

I was much too scared of you to have a crush. If I carried a torch for you, I'd end up being whacked over the head with it!

Oh wait. I mean

You need a new smiley that shows someone enjoying getting whipped, then it would be more accurate!

How can you tell? Its eyes are sewn shut, it seems.

Where's Garak? I want to play homoerotic shirtless volleyball with him.

That would make my day. Pass around that popcorn and hot chocolate!

 

[RJDiogenes]

Whoa, this thread has run off the rails into a canyon....

Ah, much more appropriate than the old "goes-into-a-tunnel" symbolism.

 

[Sheliak]

 

[Elmo Dukat]

You mean envy. 'Cause I sure as heck don't have dibs on either of those two.

A man after my own pedantic heart. This could be my first crush...

My mistake was assuming he had dibs on Garak....

 

[blablover5]

Someone explain Hermy's problems then.

I'm not in to pain!

That's a lie and you know it. I don't think there's a single poster here beside Holdfast that has more black leather.

 

[Hermiod]

Someone explain Hermy's problems then.

I'm not in to pain!

That's a lie and you know it. I don't think there's a single poster here beside Holdfast that has more black leather.

I'm not in to leather either, clever clogs.

 

[blablover5]

I'm not in to pain!

That's a lie and you know it. I don't think there's a single poster here beside Holdfast that has more black leather.

I'm not in to leather either, clever clogs.

I refuse to believe you are Hermy. You're some sort of lame pod person version. I bet you don't even want to kill me.

 

[Hermiod]

^Or, you just don't know my tastes very well.

And I do want to kill you, preferably in some sort of comedic Itchy and Scratchy style way.

 

[Cayla]

I was supposed to marry Hermiod, but he called off the wedding.

 

[RAMA]

Where's Garak? I want to play homoerotic shirtless volleyball with him.

Creepy...can I take your wife while you're out?

RAMA

 

[Hermiod]

I was supposed to marry Hermiod, but he called off the wedding.

Only because the evil I-word-we're-not-allowed-to-use types kept interfering. I wanted to smash the puny I-word-we're-not-allowed-to-use-ees but nobody would let me.

 

[blablover5]

I was supposed to marry Hermiod, but he called off the wedding.

I forgot about that. You two would make such an um interesting pair.

(just keep him really drunk all the time and tied up in the closet. I'll take care of the rest)

 

[Hermiod]

I was supposed to marry Hermiod, but he called off the wedding.

I forgot about that. You two would make such an um interesting pair.

(just keep him really drunk all the time and tied up in the closet. I'll take care of the rest)

Quiet you, I've still got my tranquiliser gun.