Trekbbs crushes

[Philo]

^ Right, familiarity breeding contempt and all that... if not quite contempt, you know what I mean... Like the Barry White song says: "You're too familiar, and I don't see you anymore..." It then becomes more about the personalities, when a certain length of acquiantence and a measure of desensitisation has set in.

No no, contempt is spot-on.

/injects blab with chickpea bushy dwarf virus.

(Don't know if it's deadly, it just sounded funny when I was looking for one on Wikipedia. )

Nicely done.

They stop me from overeating. Kills the appetite.

Our very own TrekBBS diet... Every self respecting largescale programme/site has one. I hope you've been saving those cash-cows - if you'll excuse the pun.

I thought the TrekBBS diet would involve something like watching montages about Will Riker's life set to the tune of Don Henley's The Boys of Summer.

 

[Hermiod]

/injects blab with chickpea bushy dwarf virus.

(Don't know if it's deadly, it just sounded funny when I was looking for one on Wikipedia. )

Nicely done.

The sad truth is that if blab and I combined our evil instead of using it against each other we could rule the world!

 

[blablover5]

/injects blab with chickpea bushy dwarf virus.

(Don't know if it's deadly, it just sounded funny when I was looking for one on Wikipedia. )

Nicely done.

The sad truth is that if blab and I combined our evil instead of using it against each other we could rule the world!

I'd stab you in the back as soon as you turned around and rule all by myself. MWHAHAHAHA!

Another fun virus is Tobaco Mosaic Virus. See what you can do with that.

 

[Philo]

That's what's great about evil. You people can't stop tripping all over yourselves. And the rest of us just laugh and laugh.

 

[Hermiod]

I'd stab you in the back as soon as you turned around and rule all by myself. MWHAHAHAHA!

That'd be pretty dumb as I would have already injected you with a chip that kills you as soon as my heart stops beating.

Another fun virus is Tobaco Mosaic Virus. See what you can do with that.

Good idea, I'll put some in the drinks in the Vices Lounge bar.

 

[blablover5]

I'd stab you in the back as soon as you turned around and rule all by myself. MWHAHAHAHA!

That'd be pretty dumb as I would have already injected you with a chip that kills you as soon as my heart stops beating.

Ah but you'd forget I'd routinely walk through high powered magnets everyday to destroy anything electronic/pull out any metal in me.

Or I'd put it in a parrot.

Then just to make sure you stayed dead I'd launch your corpse into space with a huge stash of nitro glycerine and one of my doomsday machines.

 

[Hermiod]

^I forgot to mention the part where it explodes if you take it anywhere near a magnet.

 

[ITL]

That's what's great about evil. You people can't stop tripping all over yourselves. And the rest of us just laugh and laugh.

Evil? Hardly. They're so neutral it squeaks like a mouse in a pie.

But what makes someone go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were they just born with a heart full of neutrality?

 

[blablover5]

^I forgot to mention the part where it explodes if you take it anywhere near a magnet.

Oh please that would never work. I'd just fill you full of botulism and then sell tickets to everyone who wants to watch.

 

[Hermiod]

^I forgot to mention the part where it explodes if you take it anywhere near a magnet.

Oh please that would never work. I'd just fill you full of botulism and then sell tickets to everyone who wants to watch.

We Asgard are immune to that, in fact we grind it up and put it on our hotdogs.

 

[blablover5]

^I forgot to mention the part where it explodes if you take it anywhere near a magnet.

Oh please that would never work. I'd just fill you full of botulism and then sell tickets to everyone who wants to watch.

We Asgard are immune to that, in fact we grind it up and put it on our hotdogs.

Oh please, how can you be immune to it? If that were true we wouldn't see all you guys getting Botox.

I noticed Thor has a lot less wrinkles around his eyes lately.

 

[Hermiod]

^He just moved in to a new clone. We don't need botox when we can just clone ourselves.

 

[Philo]

But what makes someone go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were they just born with a heart full of neutrality?

No, no. It's the lust for 2.5 kids, a three-car garage, and endless episodes of reality programming.

 

[Elmo Dukat]

Elmo Dukat had me at "hello, lets watch DS9.."

Awww!

For everyone who doesn't know, this is an old picture of me, Photoshopped by Gandalf ages ago, back when I was a tender n00b.

 

[blablover5]

^He just moved in to a new clone. We don't need botox when we can just clone ourselves.

Are you sure? I swear Loki was sporting some nice implants last time I saw him.

 

[DanCPA]

TighsEye, I so read that in a boyfriend assertion way!

Oh, I'm sure she's going to love that

He wishes!

Yeah right...

You're a nice girl, but I like the women in my life to not be babies themselves

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I hope you're not overcompensating for other things.

The truth?

You can't handle the truth!!

I'd like to try.

Oh Gep, if only you knew. We could take long walks on the beach and read Omaha comics together.

Cheating on me?

^

^

Oh, dammit.

Shameless will be happy for having less competition.

I sincerely doubt he had much to begin with.

Yes!

Aww, that's so sweet. I hope you two have a wonderful life together!

Victory is mine!

I need a cigarette.

Also, a weapon of some kind to kill people with.

You're sending me mixed signals again!

 

[Philo]

^ Carrot, meet stick.

Wait, I did that wrong. Phooey.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

^ Carrot, meet stick.

Wait, I did that wrong. Phooey.

Oh my!

 

[Captain X]

I totally have a crush on ria75, but she's afraid of my gun.