Trekbbs woman have you ever had a lesbian fling?

[Deckerd]

Look at who made the OP. You were expecting balance?

 

[Elmo Dukat]

Look at who made the OP. You were expecting balance?

Oh no. Time has taught me to have no expectations on this bbs.

 

[An Officer]

Why yes, I loved it.

Oh wait sorry, I thought you said Tikka Masala.

Did you lick the bowl out afterwards ?

(Officially my single most Carry On movies inspired post ever)

Oh, dear.

The Carry ons rock! I've probably seen every last one. Kenneth Williams probably toppled those movies into the classics they've become. A true comic genius, really.

Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar: "Infamy, infamy! They've all got it in for me!"

Kenneth Williams, in character, supposedly feeling unwell: "Ooh, I do feel queer".
A rather big in-joke/wordplay on his closeted status.
You wouldn't think so, but at the time, the innuendo sailed over most heads, as "I feel queer", was a perfectly standard way of saying you were under the weather.

 

[Hermiod]

^My sister is as obsessed with the Carry On's as my mother is with musicals so I've ended up absorbing a lot of information about both.

 

[kimc]

So we're discussing tiramisu, right?

 

[An Officer]

I know I've certainly eaten enough tiramisu's in the past to make feel queer. Who hasn't?

 

[Elmo Dukat]

I know I've certainly eaten enough tiramisu's in the past to make feel queer. Who hasn't?

Mmmmmmm, tiramisu!

 

[Rÿcher]

Mmmm, crunchy sugar.

how is this thread still open?

 

[Elmo Dukat]

^ Because tiramisu is work-safe, silly!

 

[Guartho]

I think it's funny that the subject title specifies a "lesbian fling," signifying a straight woman who experimented. That's rather discriminatory against lesbians, don't you think? Why don't they rate in this thread?

It's because we men know that true lesbians won't let us play along. With experimenting straight women the hope is alive.

 

[Captain X]

I'm totally a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

 

[ria 75]

I'm totally a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

If you knew how many men I've heard say that.
It still doesn't make you eligible for lesbian fling.

 

[Captain X]

I'm guessing that the difference would be that I'm actually being facetious.

 

[An Officer]

^ Facetious or ambitious? Both you are entitled to be...

 

[Captain X]

If it actually got me in the sack with a lesbian, even if it was just limited to oral sex, I would totally use that line. I severely doubt an actual lesbian (as opposed to a bisexual) would be open to that though, so if I ever say it, it is never in seriousness.

 

[Trekker4747]

I'm totally a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

If you knew how many men I've heard say that.
It still doesn't make you eligible for lesbian fling.

I imagine it's a very common thing men say, but I'd shudder to think anyone says it as a pick-up line.

Considering it's possible for MtF transexuals to be gay (for their prefered gender) then there ARE people out there who're literally "lesbians trapped in a man's body) but it means this person grew up always feeling like and wanting to be a woman and even behaving like one and taking as far as maybe to the point of SRS.

Most men who say it, I think, are mostly being facetious. Most men have a "lesbian fetish."