TOS Caption Contest #115 - Kissy Kissy

[highlander]

Pavel: "Dat Festus sure is hairy!"
Blond: "Nuh uh!!! I shaved it this morning!"

 

[Rat Boy]

"The E Pleb Neesta clearly states that no Kohm or stranger may land hand on the property of a chieftain! Lest he suffer death by interminable, cheesily-orchestrated knife fight backed up by combat music!"

McCoy: "Really, what part of the Constitution is that under?"

Cloud Festus: "It's under Article II concerning executive powers. George Washington didn't let ANYBODY lay a hand on his daughter!"

Scotty: "Oh, just someone bloody DO HER! If we're all gonna die in the next few hours, can't a wee horny Scot lad get his shillelagh off?"

Chekov: "Get in line, Meester Scott."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: I may be drunk on whisky but couldn't Mr. Chekov effectively replace half of the Green Bay Packers? For that matter, couldn't the girl?


I'm changing out the contest right now.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: I may be drunk on whisky but couldn't Mr. Chekov effectively replace half of the Green Bay Packers? For that matter, couldn't the girl?


I'm changing out the contest right now.

Kirk: "You should try rooting for Tampa Bay. Hot diggety damn!"

 

[highlander]

Pavel: "You're schmoopie!!!"
Blond: "No..You're schmoopie!!!"
Pavel: "No.......You're schmoopie!!!"
Kirk: "I am so glad I didn't tap that!"