I'm dating an older woman!

[archeryguy1701]

I won't lie. Today's episode was like coming in here expecting SG1's "Lost City" but instead getting SGA's "Irresponsible."

 

[Squiggy]

Heidenreich Maneuver?

 

[Misfit Toy]

She's sitting next to me now reading a book about asteroids.

Preparation H is her friend.

 

[archeryguy1701]

Heidenreich Maneuver?

Oh. Well, that's not ironic at all.

 

[Squiggy]

ANOTHER STONE COLD STUNNER!!!

 

[Nobody]

Wow, we changed gears pretty quick. Glad to see you joined the fold ira..er, Ria. Still though, I want the original Stone Cold Stunner, not this new Heidenreich Maneuver.


-nobody

 

[Mallory]

Sadly, she got the apple from a serpent. Now both her and MadBaggins have to start wearing clothes.

 

[Emher]

Oh Gods I laugh so hard reading these threads. I really do. It's like the big comedy masters of the net are MadBaggins and squirrelking over at fanfiction.net. If you don't know the latter one you really should check it out, fantastic stuff.

 

[Trekker4747]

To paraphrase Dr. House.

She choked on an apple? Did she forget to take the bones out?

 

[Australis]

MadBaggins said:

A girl at the gym I've seen before was flirting with my pretty blatantly.

Well, I've never heard it called that before. Most girls say it ins't pretty at all.

 

[Trekker4747]

MadBaggins said:

A girl at the gym I've seen before was flirting with my pretty blatantly.

Well, I've never heard it called that before. Most girls say it ins't pretty at all.

 

[ria 75]

Wow, we changed gears pretty quick. Glad to see you joined the fold ira..er, Ria. Still though, I want the original Stone Cold Stunner, not this new Heidenreich Maneuver.


-nobody

Read me again. (Except for my first post here.)
I've always played for both teams.

 

[Trekker4747]

I've always played for both teams.

I've now fallen more in love with you.

 

[ria 75]

I knew that would be bait, but I didn't expect such efficacy.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

I sprang to my feet and tried the Heidenreich manouver on her

WTF is the Heidenreich manouver? Did you invade France through the Ardennes?

 

[Trekker4747]

I sprang to my feet and tried the Heidenreich manouver on her

WTF is the Heidenreich manouver? Did you invade France through the Ardennes?

Sounds like a new euphemism.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

I see. He did thrust through a dense forest and penetrate further. But then what does that make the Maginot line, a diaphragm?

I thought that was how I got my own MILF pregnant, turns out she just left her contraception out "on a few occasions" (her admission a year and a half later). Two kids in and she assumed she'd be ok

 

[Scout101]

He loves her more than more than love? Love^3? I'm lost.

And once a cheater, always a cheater. All that's changed is opportunity. She gets a better offer, it'll happen again. Given your thoughts of cheating, and considering letting her die (plus 2.5 seasons of other horrible things), can't say it would be undeserved, either...

 

[ria 75]

I think this season is over. What's next season going to be about?

 

[Trekker4747]

I think this season is over. What's next season going to be about?

It's just the Winter Hiatus. There'll be a clip show, maybe a replacement reality show and then he'll back in January with a new development.