Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Trailer Hitch
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All young Jimmy Kirk wanted to do was stop in a dark, quiet spot and relieve himself. The choice of location changed his life forever.
"Why'd I do the movie?
Well...the GREEN."
ST-One
Vice Admiral
"Why'd I do the movie?
Well...the GREEN."
"... pink on the inside."
Man, wasn't this just a parking lot last week? Geez, they put these things up fast!
Mccoy: "Damn it Jim, you didn't tell Olsen he didn't have to jump from the shuttle afterall"?!!!
All young Jimmy Kirk wanted to do was stop in a dark, quiet spot and relieve himself. The choice of location changed his life forever.
Peeing on a electric fence, always life "changing".
"I'm sure Captain Smith and Admiral Ismay know what they're doing with her."
"AH!
So YOU'RE the bloke who paid to see HOT FUZZ in the cinema!"
Kirk: Damnit! They forgot to add the gold-platted rims and spoiler that I asked for!
Scotty - " Heeeeere's Johnny!!"
"Well, Jim, I'd say watch out for those studio plants. They were pretty rough on Mallory, here."
*secret high-five*
Heh, or give it the Secrets of Lost Empires treatment and show the whole design and construction in one hour. Heck, they'd need two, at least. 
Amanda: Touch me again, and I'll cut of your bifurcated "little Sarek."
"AH!
So YOU'RE the bloke who paid to see HOT FUZZ in the cinema!"
Hey!
Guess that makes me that bloke's girlfriend.
"Aye.
I've got problem, oily skin.
Why'd ye ask, lad?"
AMANDA:"This child is a product of our deepest love, my husband.
As well as Vulcan ginseng."
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